The Office (UK series) Appreciation Thread

[Aardvark747]

(Introducing his new dog, Nelson to the staff....)

"Yeah my work takes me all over the country, but I try not to be away for more than 1 nite at a time - it aint fair to keep him locked up for ages"

"Unlike the REAL Nelson!"

"Hahahah-h...oh what? Why's that funny? I'm not having that!"

 

[{paintedroses}]

"Word of warning - out there, they call them fanny packs. Cos fanny....means ur ass over there..........not...ur minge"

*bites scotch egg*

I think this is my all time favourite Office quote

 

[Aardvark747]

I think this is my all time favourite Office quote

I love the way they knew that scene was a classic, so they tried it again in the Xmas special. With Keith giving Tim tips about dawn...

"Men get turned on by what they see, women get turned on by what they HEAR. I always make sure, the woman hears the right thing"

"How do u do that then Keith, u sing to them or something?"

"No....I very tenderly explain, that I will guarantee them at least ONE orgasm"

*bites scotch egg*

 

[{paintedroses}]

Haha.. the scotch egg just completes it.

Aardvark you have a very impressive memory!

 

[Aardvark747]

Haha.. the scotch egg just completes it.

Aardvark you have a very impressive memory!

Not just memory....

 

[{paintedroses}]

Not just memory....

Oh yeah...?

 

[Aardvark747]

(it's so easy to lie over the net....)

 

[{paintedroses}]

(it's so easy to lie over the net....)

You know, I'm really a 65 year old man from Deutchland

 

[MsMofoGone]

BOO!

SURPRISE !! ... I HAVE RETURNED TOO !!

Now, what happened to Tilli ??

 

[Aardvark747]

You know, I'm really a 65 year old man from Deutchland

JA??

The glasses hide it so well!

 

[Aardvark747]

SURPRISE !! ... I HAVE RETURNED TOO !!

Now, what happened to Tilli ??

P.Roses has filled her boots!

 

[{paintedroses}]

JA??

The glasses hide it so well!

Thats the idea

 

[MsMofoGone]

P.Roses has filled her boots!

Yes, I see that !!

And as for you ... Are you stickin' around this time ??

I don't want anymore BOOs ... they scare me !!

 

[Aardvark747]

It just got to hometime yesterday! I'm always in a rush to jet off then!

 

[{paintedroses}]

<--- has got her office dvds out

 

[Aardvark747]

<--- has got her office dvds out

"Gareth - are all these questions gonna be about war?"

"No - i've got loads. There's 1 on tennis, 1 on the Suez canal - loads.....Right next question, Which canal links....."

 

[{paintedroses}]

"Gareth - are all these questions gonna be about war?"

"No - i've got loads. There's 1 on tennis, 1 on the Suez canal - loads.....Right next question, Which canal links....."

Showing off that memory of yours again?

 

[Aardvark747]

Showing off that memory of yours again?

Well I cant show off the OTHER thing can I?

 

[{paintedroses}]

Well I cant show off the OTHER thing can I?

 

[MsMofoGone]

It just got to hometime yesterday! I'm always in a rush to jet off then!

Of course, makes total sense !!
I've never known anyone to ever want to 'stick around' work after they're done for the day ...
except for me, as I never get my work done ... I wonder why ??


** Damn Interference ** ... It's all your fault !!

 

[Aardvark747]

I'm loving all these internet innuendos!

 

[Aardvark747]

Of course, makes total sense !!
I've never known anyone to ever want to 'stick around' work after they're done for the day ...
except for me, as I never get my work done ... I wonder why ??


** Damn Interference ** ... It's all your fault !!

I always get the blame....

 

[{paintedroses}]

I'm loving all these internet innuendos!

Me too

 

[Aardvark747]

Anyone would think we were 5 years old....

 

[{paintedroses}]

Anyone would think we were 5 years old....

I don't know how old you are..

I'm only just an adult so can be excused for slipping back into my childhood ways

 

[Aardvark747]

I guess i've been an adult for 4 years now, but I am finding it hard to let go.......

 

[{paintedroses}]

Being an adult sucks

 

[MsMofoGone]

I always get the blame....

Yeah, that's a shame ... at least not from me, you don't !!

 

[MsMofoGone]

Anyone would think we were 5 years old....

I've often wondered that about you, myself ...

 

[MsMofoGone]

Being an adult sucks

I RATHER "ENJOYYYYYYYYYYYYY" IT !!