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Old 09-01-2005, 08:01 AM   #181
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You wouldn't want to! Its a girls' drink anyway
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A-ha! I'll stick with the Stella then...
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Old 09-01-2005, 08:27 AM   #183
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Hmmm...

There is even an office quote to fit this..
“Me, lager. Finchy, Lager. Gareth, lager sometimes cider, so different drinks for different...needs.” - David.
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*goes to Chasers that same night*

"AHHH! It's alright I havent got any balls!"

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Old 09-01-2005, 08:39 AM   #185
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^Ha! I love the scene where they are all in the bar and he moves the woman who is in the wheelchair out of the way so he can get out and she nearly spills her drink.

I work with disabled people and have seen that done so many times - there are so many cringeworthy but funny moments in this show!
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Gareth, trying out a chat up line in Chasers:

"Condom’s come in all different flavours nowadays...There’s strawberry and curry and that. Do you like curry?"

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^ how could anyone turn that down?!
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Morning PR!
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Old 09-02-2005, 03:51 AM   #189
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^ how could anyone turn that down?!
Indeed, Gareth is such a catch:

“I can read women. And you’ve got to know their wants and their needs, and that can be anything from making sure she’s got enough money to buy groceries each week to making sure she’s gratified sexually after intercourse.” -Gareth.



Morning everyone!
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"You got good buttocks Gareth?"

"Yes"

"Can we see them?"

"No - GAY"
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I love Gareth and Tim's conversations:

“If you’re so clever, what am I thinking now?”
“You’re thinking how can I kill a tiger armed only with a biro.”
“No.”
“You’re thinking if I crash land in a jungle will I be able to eat my own shoes.”
“No. And you can’t”
“What are you thinking Gareth?”
“I was just wondering whether will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark.”
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Indeed, Gareth is such a catch:

“I can read women. And you’ve got to know their wants and their needs, and that can be anything from making sure she’s got enough money to buy groceries each week to making sure she’s gratified sexually after intercourse.” -Gareth.



His ladyfriend on speakerphone - "Are you gonna bring the toys?"

Tim - "Is is Kerplunk? Cos if its Kerplunk I'm coming."
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"Yep......look forward to...doing it to you too"

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Gareth trying to impress Rachel..

“If you like top trumps you should come to me. I got about five different sets. Don’t try to beat me on monster trucks though cos you won’t. My specialty.”

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