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Old 07-04-2007, 08:44 PM   #301
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This is old, but I'm going to post it anyway because SNL is rarely funny and I really enjoyed Rainn's monologue:

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Old 07-04-2007, 08:53 PM   #302
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What's the most important thing about comedy?

I don--

Timing.
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Kenan, do you know what's going on here?

I do not know and I do not care.

Wait for it...

I enjoy the tangy zip of miracle whip.
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My school's drama club gives out paper plate awards to all of the members, and I got the "Tangy Zip of Miracle Whip" award.

When I accepted, I said "I do not think that is funny." I think half of the people laughed and the other half thought I was being a dick. That half can zip their lids.
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My school's drama club gives out paper plate awards to all of the members, and I got the "Tangy Zip of Miracle Whip" award.

When I accepted, I said "I do not think that is funny." I think half of the people laughed and the other half thought I was being a dick. That half can zip their lids.


I began this year starting all of my questions to teachers with "Question:." I even asked my science teacher if there was a scientific way to figure out "what kind of bear is best."
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I'm sure he said "Black bear"

"That's what she said," "question," and "why are you the way that you are?" were my 3 most said phrases last year.
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I'm sure he said "Black bear"

"That's what she said," "question," and "why are you the way that you are?" were my 3 most said phrases last year.
He didn't get it. He was very confused.

I enjoy the use of Michael's "shut it...shut it" as well.
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My science teacher was a perv who looked like Bill Murray in Rushmore mixed with Dwight.

I laughed at him constantly.
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Interesting combination to say the least.

My health teacher looked like an old, gray version of Dave Coulier.
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Cut. It. Out.
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Does anyone have a really good "That's what she said?" On National "That's What She Said" Day (February 15), I had THE best one.

My friends were fighting over a box of candy bars that were being sold for a school fundraiser, and one of them fell out. My friend Rodrigo picks it up, looks at it and goes, "I wonder if I could fit this whole thing in my mouth." And without missing a beat, I blurt out "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"


I amazed myself.
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Everyday was national that's what she said day at my school.

"I'm having a really hard time fitting this one in"
"what the hell are you doing down there?"
"it's too heavy"

are among some of the best.
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My buddy once accidentally dropped a "That's what she said" on another friend of mine's 9 year old sister. I think he was holding something and she said, "That thing better not hit me in the face."

Whoops.
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I've begun turning to invisible cameras and making Jim faces.




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I've begun turning to invisible cameras and making Jim faces.
Oh, I've been doing it for months.
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