The Office Part 2: Ain't No Party Like a Scranton Party

[phillyfan26]

I haven't seen him move that fast since pretzel day.

Angela stopping, dropping, and rolling takes the cake for me.

I love later with Dwight and Creed.

"Animals don't feel pain."

And then Kelly defending it until he opens the door ... "OH MY GOD KILL IT! KILL IT!!"

 

[LMP]

Doesn't she pull a Stef from The Goonies and shout "Rabies! Rabies!" ?

I vaguely remember that happening.

 

[hillers]

Best moments? I can't believe nobody has mentioned the scene in The Injury where Jim, Michael, and Dwight are in Meredith's car and Jim starts squirting Michael and Dwight after Dwight finds alcohol.

Also - Threat Level Midnight. 'Nuff said.

 

[LikeNoOneBefore]

Hahaha Threat Level Midnight.


Man, I am so behind on The Office. I've seen probably most of the episodes, but I was always so busy during the school year that I haven't seen them all. Now it's summer so I better go rent the seasons from Blockbuster.

 

[LMP]

Andy punching the wall in "The Return" still kills me.

 

[LikeNoOneBefore]

Ohhh Jim moving Dwight's desk into the bathroom.

"Where was the last place you saw it? ...I think you should retrace your steps."

 

[LMP]

I do not think that is funny.

 

[LikeNoOneBefore]

"This is SO unprofessional!"

"Hey, you're the one that lost a desk."

 

[LMP]

Best Office moments begin and end with Prison Mike, btw.

"Where did you learn all of this?"
"...internet"
"not in prison?"
"and prison...50/50... boat!"

 

[phillyfan26]

Best moments? I can't believe nobody has mentioned the scene in The Injury where Jim, Michael, and Dwight are in Meredith's car and Jim starts squirting Michael and Dwight after Dwight finds alcohol.

Also - Threat Level Midnight. 'Nuff said.

Yeah, that was John Krasinski's favorite Office scene to film.

 

[phillyfan26]

Best Office moments begin and end with Prison Mike, btw.

"Where did you learn all of this?"
"...internet"
"not in prison?"
"and prison...50/50... boat!"

I robbed, and I stole, and I ... kidnapped the President's son.

That's quite the rap sheet, Prison Mike.

And I never got caught, neither.

... Well, you're in prison.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

The Injury is my favorite episode.

I referenced it this morning, as a matter of fact, while helping a coworker of mine in who's on crutches in and out of the doors. We laughed hysterically over Michael wanting Ryan to come and help him in the bathroom.

 

[phillyfan26]

The Injury is my favorite episode.

I referenced it this morning, as a matter of fact, while helping a coworker of mine in who's on crutches in and out of the doors. We laughed hysterically over Michael wanting Ryan to come and help him in the bathroom.

Uh ... Ryan's dead.

 

[LikeNoOneBefore]

Hahaha Ryan and Tobey. I was so sad when Tobey didn't get to go to Beach Day.

 

[corianderstem]

I was so sad when Tobey didn't get to go to Beach Day.

That's one of those times I wish someone would just stand up to Michael. Christ on a crutch, why doesn't anyone stand up to him when he says and does stupid shit like that? Why would Tobey agree to stay behind???? Michael's not even his damned boss!

I love the show, but it makes me want to break things sometimes.

 

[LikeNoOneBefore]

I bet Tobey left and went somewhere awesome.

 

[LMP]

The Injury is my favorite episode.

I referenced it this morning, as a matter of fact, while helping a coworker of mine in who's on crutches in and out of the doors. We laughed hysterically over Michael wanting Ryan to come and help him in the bathroom.

I love the scene in afterward with the warehouse manager:

Jim: Quick question, why is Tom hanks on the wall?
Ryan: Twice.
Michael: Good question. Forest Gump, mentally challenged. Philadelphia, AIDS.
Kevin: I think that’s from Big.
Michael: I don’t think so, no.
Kelly: Yeah, he’s dancing on a piano with Robert Loggia.
Michael: He grew into a man overnight. Rare disability, still works.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Uh ... Ryan's dead.

And yeah I agree about Toby, grow a pair, man.

 

[LMP]

And yeah I agree about Toby, grow a pair, man.

I felt bad for him sheepishly going after Pam this season, then it got to point where he was just too pathetic.

Maybe Pam can show him how to grow a backbone.

I have a real feeling next season Michael will really be pushed down a notch, by Ryan and Captain Insano / Jan.

 

[U2vertigofly]

Jim: What are you doing?
Dwight: I...
Jim: What?
Dwight: I don't know, I... ugh... my mouth tastes so bad all of the sudden.

 

[LikeNoOneBefore]

I really cannot wait to see what they do with Ryan this season.

 

[phillyfan26]

I love the scene in afterward with the warehouse manager:

Jim: Quick question, why is Tom hanks on the wall?
Ryan: Twice.
Michael: Good question. Forest Gump, mentally challenged. Philadelphia, AIDS.
Kevin: I think that’s from Big.
Michael: I don’t think so, no.
Kelly: Yeah, he’s dancing on a piano with Robert Loggia.
Michael: He grew into a man overnight. Rare disability, still works.

His thing with Billy Merchant was the highlight of that season, IMO.

MICHAEL: How did you get into your wheelchair, anyway?
BILLY: This morning? I just climbed in, just like every other morning.
OFFICE: [laughing]
MICHAEL: Hey, not funny! Not funny!
BILLY: Hey, we're just joking around here.
MICHAEL: At least he still has a sense of humor.
BILLY: Actually, I've been in a chair since I was four. I don't really notice it anymore.
MICHAEL: Well you all noticed it, didn't you? It was the first thing you saw when he ... rolled in here, wasn't it?

All summed up by Jim:

I want to clamp Michael's face in a George Foreman grille.

 

[phillyfan26]

I felt bad for him sheepishly going after Pam this season, then it got to point where he was just too pathetic.

Maybe Pam can show him how to grow a backbone.

I have a real feeling next season Michael will really be pushed down a notch, by Ryan and Captain Insano / Jan.

I.E.: His reaction after being banned from beach day, when Pam told him she was wearing a two-piece.

 

[LMP]

How long does it take you to brush your teeth in the morning?

About 30 seconds.

Wow... that's 3 times as long as it takes me.

Then of course the classic cut to Michael when Merchant says someone parked in the handicapped spot, fantastic.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

How long does it take you to brush your teeth in the morning?

About 30 seconds.

Wow... that's 3 times as long as it takes me.

Then of course the classic cut to Michael when Merchant says someone parked in the handicapped spot, fantastic.

Classic

 

[LikeNoOneBefore]

I love how four of us have like an "Office Club", and we represent different characters through our avatars.


Ryan...


"Jim's been looking at me a lot lately. And normally, I would be freaked out...but it's nothing compared to the way Michael looks at me... "

 

[LMP]

In normal life, I'm a Jim, with the exception of having someone with a Pam-like hotness liking me (maybe I'm oblivious to it), but I will settle for a Schrute.

We do need a Toby though.

 

[LikeNoOneBefore]

I definitely have characteristics of most of the people from the show, but I'm overall like Pam. Except not as pretty.

 

[phillyfan26]

I am actually just like Jim, as I have a girl who I'm close with who has had a boyfriend for a year and a half. And yes, she's quite good looking.

The parallels are actually striking. Though, as of yet, I have no Karen.

And I'll have Halpert-length hair in about 10 days.

 

[LikeNoOneBefore]

I just make Jim faces and I have the same sense of humor as Jim does.

Oh, and this is my birthday present :