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pax said:
duhhhhhh... :reject:

Okay, it worked. :wink: Thanks again...I wish Ewen had a hat like those guys. :lmao:
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If Ewen was wearing a hat like that he'd probably disappear - it would be all hat and no Ewen, cause they're so big! :giggle:

You're welcome, btw! :wink:
 
Merc said:


If Ewen was wearing a hat like that he'd probably disappear - it would be all hat and no Ewen, cause they're so big! :giggle:
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:lol:

I think it was yesterday that I told him we work as a couple because he's finally found a woman shorter than him. :wink:
 
u2bonogirl said:
I heard ewen was the height of a leprechaun :D
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:shame: That not the correct saying - He's Bono-height! That's what it's called! :wink:


Edited to add: I can't help imagining one of those hats running around, all you can see are a little pair of feet underneath, and then hearing a scottish voice calling "Abby?! Abby where are you?" :giggle: I'm sorry Ewen... :hug:
 
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:shame: Hey, he's not around to defend himself!

:) He's made me very happy. We have a lot to look forward to. :up:

:: clears throat ::

Okay, enough gross Ewbby talk! Nachos for all! :D

:: shreds spicy sharp cheddar on top of tortilla chips, melts it, and spreads salsa and jalapenos on top ::

Dig in. :yes:
 
Merc said:


:shame: That not the correct saying - He's Bono-height! That's what it's called! :wink:
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Nooooooo, Tim is bono-height :wink:
And I know that for a fact :shifty:
Somebody told us..was it dave? :scratch:.....that Ewen was shorter than Tim.
Im sure that made Tim feel very tall for avout 5 seconds before Adam showed up with his 7 foot tall body :lol:
 
u2bonogirl said:


Nooooooo, Tim is bono-height :wink:
And I know that for a fact :shifty:
Somebody told us..was it dave? :scratch:.....that Ewen was shorter than Tim.
Im sure that made Tim feel very tall for avout 5 seconds before Adam showed up with his 7 foot tall body :lol:
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:rolleyes:

My license says I'm 5' 8" tall! :mad: I don't have a problem with my height... anymore :reject: Besides, I have you now and you're Tim-sized! :hug:

And Yes Adam was tall! :yes:
 
pax said:
Nachos for all! :D

:: shreds spicy sharp cheddar on top of tortilla chips, melts it, and spreads salsa and jalapenos on top ::

Dig in. :yes:
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Ohhh! Thanks! :D:up:

**Jumps out on the dancefloor, :dance:ing and eating nachos at the same time**
 
**Stops her :dance:**

Goes up to the bar and makes a gigantic sign:**


WE :heart: SHORT GUYS!


**Hangs sign on the wall**

**Grabs a handful of Abby delicious nachos and jumps out on the dancefloor again - has put "mysterious Ways" on repeat :shifty: **
 
:ohmy:

I'm sorry Adam... :reject:

**Pulls sign down from the wall**

**Makes new sign**

WE :heart: ALL GUYS - SIZE DOESN'T MATTER!


:shifty: :whistle:

:giggle:
 
Merc said:


Edited to add: I can't help imagining one of those hats running around, all you can see are a little pair of feet underneath, and then hearing a scottish voice calling "Abby?! Abby where are you?" :giggle: I'm sorry Ewen... :hug:
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I just saw this... :shame:






















:lol:
 
enajh2 said:
I'm 6'3" :wink:
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Just had to find a feet-to-centimetres convertion calculator on Goggle... :D

Apparently I'm 5'4"... :shrug:
 
pax said:
Maybe I'll treat myself to some sushi for lunch... :hmm:
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Greeeat idea! :yes::up:


Edited to add: :ohmy: I'm close to my 2000th post!!! :dance:
 
pax said:
Merc is maybe slightly more than hobbit-sized.

I'm just under 5'2" myself.
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I'm Bono-sized... :sexywink: Or the perfect size for a dance with him, that is! :yes:
 
enajh2 said:
Just so long as none of you have hairy hobbit feet! :sick: :yuck:

:lmao:
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:shifty:

**Makes mental note**

Must remember to shave feet on a daily basis then... :shifty:








:lol:
 
**Goes behind bar and makes everyones favourite drinks**

Ladies and gentlemen! (With or without hobbit-feet... :sexywink: )

My 2000th post!

:dance: :dancing: :dance:
 
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