The Octagon Bar: You Will Never Find A More Wretched Hive Of Scum And Villainy

[DaveC]

*waterproofs back room*

*grabs a few candles and some more champagne*

err...in case the power goes out.

*grabs some strawberries and chocolate sauce*

and if the power goes out...so that we don't starve...

*runs inside*

 

[~BrightestStar~]

wow Jax you're just on fire tonight

and a pool party doesn't sound to bad. . . if it's a two-person party

Aren't I hot?






A two person party...sound like my kinda party
So I'm here...who's my partner in party crime?

 

[discothequeLP]

Aren't I hot?


A two person party...sound like my kinda party
So I'm here...who's my partner in party crime?

could it be anyone else, love? i'd almost feel cheated.


and crime? it's not a crime. . . not yet anyways. . .

 

[~BrightestStar~]

We could make it a sin

 

[discothequeLP]

We could make it a sin

i'm already on my knees

 

[daygloeyes2]

*Interrupts the love fest and orders a jack and coke*

 

[~BrightestStar~]

i'm already on my knees

Does that mean you're not easy?


*throws jack and coke to DG*

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Oh my...


My poor virgin eyes...

 

[discothequeLP]

Does that mean you're not easy?

you can make me very easy, love . . .




but, sadly, my homework is not that easy. and you're making it even tougher



later!

 

[daygloeyes2]

*catches jack and coke from bri,gulps it down*

 

[~BrightestStar~]

you can make me very easy, love . . .




but, sadly, my homework is not that easy. and you're making it even tougher



later!

Fine then...ruin my fun

*retakes seat on bar, and grabs a new unspilled Guinness*

Hiya DG

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

*props open door, waves goodnight to kids*

*purrs and closes door*

 

[~BrightestStar~]

Oh my...


My poor virgin eyes...

I'm just glad I soundproofed that room.......

 

[pax]

Ah, nice to see the Bar returning to its roots as the hot, wet makeout spot.

Us old folks are just going to slink off to...um...bed...

:: grabs Tia Maria, runs back out ::

 

[~BrightestStar~]

*props open door, waves goodnight to kids*

*purrs and closes door*

*looks around*




You know what this means?




*snaps fingers*
*Bono appears beside her*

 

[~BrightestStar~]

*disappears with B into hot tub*

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I think we're going to have to get extra waterproofing for this door.


*shuts door again*

 

[~BrightestStar~]

*sprinklers go on again, perfectly waterproofed love shack begins to fill*
*wonders if she should open the door before they drown...*

 

[DaveC]

We're good.

*snaps fingers and a perfectly installed drainage system drains all the water*

 

[~BrightestStar~]

If you say so.

*leans back into nice massage*

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

It's almost time for a new bar and I'm too busy to think of a name.

 

[~BrightestStar~]

Thats sad.....this bar has served us well, reminds me of the good old days, ya know, a few months back.


Dave...you got a name? or are you busy too?

 

[DaveC]

Busy!

*hangs 'Do Not Disturb' sign on the door*

*turns out the lights*

Good night, kids.