The Octagon Bar: With New Heart-Shaped Hot Tub

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Someone get that girl a buttery nipple!

I've had too many Southern blues, but wow, do I feel like not QUITE as much of an ass!

:hyper:
 
starsforu2 said:


How about we start you with one at a time. :wink: It's more fun when you avoid the IV. :laugh:

** Delivers first Southern Blue by mixing up 1/2 oz Southern Comfort & 1/2 oz Blueberry schnapps over ice and strains it back into a shot **

Here you go! Tell the bartender what's troubling you. :yes:
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watch yourself, mister. i'm in the house now! :sexywink:
 
well hello all you bar flies
he he
fly.....
:reject: got bono on the brain.
anyway, just saying hi from hawaii:wave: hi
Im having a blast doing absolutely nothing and looking more and more like a friggin candy cane every day:|
my post count on here has rapidly declined since i left home. Im gonna have to do something about that when I get back. my average was pretty high for a while there:wink:

see you all sometime. Im gonna go read a book in the dark and get bit by mosquitoes.
by the way, there were buttery nipples at a restaurant i ate at today:wink:
 
** Comes out from behind the bar cell phone in hand **

Sorry folks :reject: I left a bunch of thirsty folks out here last night. Let's see... There was a Southern Blue, a Jack & Coke and a buttery nipple? Of all the times for me to hide under the bar with my cell phone. :no:

Then again, I think I remember a story I heard last night about a slippery nipple that ran out of it's bikini :ohmy: better not go there, I might get smacked!

Hey Dave! I was just trying to satisfy Pax's thirst! :wink: Had I not become distracted by a beauty on the phone, I would have also served up Pop Angel & Khanada. Hello KhanadaRhodes! :wave: I don't think we've met. I'm Tim. :D

:madspit: I missed Tara :sad: Come back to a more reasonable time zone! (like EST :sexywink:)

** Looks at watch and scoots out of the bar for a few hours **

Got to go do some work now! :wave:
 
:eyebrow: whats this i hear about a nipple and a bikini

you wouldnt be telling my secrets would you tim?:wink:

Well I think Ive already overdone my sun quota for the day. half an hour and Im cooked through. :cute: me and bono should go tanning together, I think we would have the same bake time:lol:
 
u2bonogirl said:
:eyebrow: whats this i hear about a nipple and a bikini

you wouldnt be telling my secrets would you tim?:wink:

Well I think Ive already overdone my sun quota for the day. half an hour and Im cooked through. :cute: me and bono should go tanning together, I think we would have the same bake time:lol:
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What, you have a guilty conscience? Maybe I wasn't talking about you. :wink: What's really funny is that they were asking for a buttery nipple and I kept thinking slippery nipple. :reject: I guess I know where my mind goes :ohmy: :combust:

BTW, candy canes taste great when you lick on them all day long, or suck on them. :yes: Perfect time of year for a candy cane. Maybe I should ask Santa for one :cute:
 
nurse chrissi said:
Congrats Tara:applaud:
both you and tim now have me wanting a friggin candy cane - I hope you are happy:wink:
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*snaps her fingers and three candy canes appear out of the sky*

one for each of us:D

hey chrissi, Tim has a craving for a candy striper. i think youre the closest thing to that right now:wink:
 
u2bonogirl said:

*snaps her fingers and three candy canes appear out of the sky*

one for each of us:D

hey chrissi, Tim has a craving for a candy striper. i think youre the closest thing to that right now:wink:
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Thanks! It's not exactly what I wanted, but close enough. :rolleyes: :wink:

:wave: It's Friday and time to roll with the slow traffic home :sad:

See you all later! Nice to see you Chrissi, it's been several weeks since you've visited the Octagon, I think :scratch: Not that I've been keeping track. I've been gone too :lol: Talk to you later Tara! :)
 
** Walks in, heads to the bar and starts beating the dust bunnies that have been perched on the bar for the past 24 hours **

Wow, this place is a ghost town! Everyone must be out Christmas shopping. I think I'm going to do mine on-line. I already went to Borders and struck out. Let me see what I can order up for the Holidays...

** Reaches under the bar and pulls out the lap top with wireless connection and puts it on the coffee table **

I don't dare rest this on MY lap! I hear it can alter things down there. :uhoh:

** Goes to work on finding things for the nieces and nephews **
 
I just got home from the real bar (2 real bars, actually) and Perkins, where I had a muffin and some coffee.

I wish there were some folks around. :(























one folk in particular
 
Hello, hello

Anybody home????????

Oh well, will just have to pour myself a batch of B52's and waffle on to myself again......

<<<< Heart shaped hot tub.... soaking wet towels...... water all over the floor...... >>>>>> Some of us have been having fun!
 
Well, I've drunk enough for one night. :wave:

Will drift off into the ether and maybe one day, in another time zone..... :laugh:

If not, will put a lock on the hot tub and watch them "squeal" Muhahaha:mac:
 
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