The Octagon Bar: With New Heart-Shaped Hot Tub

[pax]

Dave + hot tub + alcohol =

 

[DaveC]

so how are you this fine evening?

*slides arm around pax*

(sly, wasn't it? )

 

[pax]

As always, my good man.

I'm better now, let me tell ya!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

*slips out graciously

 

[DaveC]

are we all alone now...?

 

[pax]

Hmmmm, it seems so.

 

[DaveC]

so what do you want to do?

 

[pax]

I was thinking Scrabble.

 

[DaveC]

is that what the kids are calling it these days?

 

[pax]

Triple word SCORE.

 

[DaveC]

 

[pax]

 

[DaveC]

yes, my pupils are heart-shaped, red, and throbbing when i look at you.

 

[pax]

My face turns pink and I bat my eyelashes when I look at you.

Like so...

 

[DaveC]

well then. we'll just have to drag this hot tub into the back room, won't we?

 

[pax]

Agreed.

 

[DaveC]

the bar's open guys!! have fun!!

*drags hot tub into back room*

*runs out to bar and grabs a bottle of Dom Pérignon*

*runs to back room & locks door*

 

[pax]

Uh, yeah, kids, don't wait up.



:: slam ::

 

[DaveC]

*stumbles out of back room looking extremely disshevelled*

*walks over to bar and downs 3 shots of Johnnie Walker*

well, i'm done for the night.

*falls down*

*crawls out*

 

[pax]

:: stumbles out of back room, looks around hastily ::

Oh! Hi! Didn't see you all there.

:: wanders up to the bar, forgets what she was doing there, throws on bathrobe and leaves bar starry-eyed ::

 

[pax]

:: comes back to tuck Dave in ::

:: tiptoes back out ::

 

[Bonochick]

*drinks all the good stuff while everybody is gone*

 

[Tania]

leave some for me....

rushes behind the bar, grabs the nearest bottle ....

aahhhh tequila, that'll do to start with....

Lets get it started in here....

Dances around the room, all alone again...

 

[DaveC]

*wakes up*

*looks around*

uhh...

*slips back behind the bar before anyone notices*

*shoots espresso directly into veins*

 

[pax]

That miiiiiiight be dangerous.

 

[DaveC]

caffeine

 

[pax]

Dave

 

[DaveC]

you know it.

bartender, i'm about to go off to class. so serve me up another Nutty Irishman!!

wait...that's me.

*pours self 1 oz Bailey's, 1 oz hazelnut liqueur, and 1 oz cream*

*shakes & strains into an ice-filled old-fashioned*

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Dave, your sig made me crack up out loud at work.

 

[Bonochick]

Dave, your sig made me crack up out loud at work.

I read that and had to look at his sig, and I just snorted Pepsi.

Now that's stuck in my head though!