The Octagon Bar: Swanky and Soaked for 2005

[Lemonboy]

Is it called something else in Europe? keep your answers limited to fruit please.

why don't you ask the fruitcake lady.....

Hi again btw.....

 

[Merc]

Is it called something else in Europe? keep your answers limited to fruit please.

Limited to fruit...

Then I would deffinately say agurker!

 

[Lemonboy]

Limited to fruit...

Then I would deffinately say agurker!

I know what that is....you dirty gal!

 

[angel_of_L.A.]

Then I would deffinately say agurker!

In a big bad wolf voice:

MY! What a big agurker you have!

 

[starsforu2]

Limited to fruit...

Then I would deffinately say agurker!

Hey Lemonboy!

And Dorthe, ** falls off the chair laughing **

We call that a cucumber in English. Do they make them bigger in Europe because this picture says they do!

And *ahem* I was referring to what you gals bring to the table to cure things, not what we bring to the table.

 

[Lemonboy]

Hey Lemonboy!

And Dorthe, ** falls off the chair laughing **

We call that a cucumber in English. Do they make them bigger in Europe because this picture says they do!

And *ahem* I was referring to what you gals bring to the table to cure things, not what we bring to the table.

Technically it isn't a fruit but a vegetable if I didn't sleep through all biology classes.....

 

[angel_of_L.A.]

And *ahem* I was referring to what you gals bring to the table to cure things, not what we bring to the table.

Cucumbers cure things..... like the dark circles under your eyes, they are fat- and cholesterol-free, and low in calories. Moreover, they also contain phytochemicals that are thought to reduce the incidence of cancer. plus they exfoliate your skin.

What were you thinking Timmy?

 

[nurse chrissi]

And *ahem* I was referring to what you gals bring to the table to cure things, not what we bring to the table.

 

[starsforu2]

** Loads up a song on the Juke box, grabs Nurse Chrissi for a little


Movin' to the country,
gonna eat a lot of peaches
Movin' to the country,
Gonna eat me a lot of peaches
Movin' to the country,
gonna eat a lot of peaches
Movin' to the country,
gonna eat a lot of peaches

Peaches come from a can,
they were put there by a man
In a factory downtown
If I had my little way,
I'd eat peaches every day
Sun-soakin' bulges in the shade

Take a little naps where the roots all twist
Squished a rotten peach in my fist
And dreamed about you, woman,
I poked my finger down inside
Make a little room for it to hide
Nature's candy in my hand or can or a pie

Millions of peaches, peaches for me
Millions of peaches, peaches for free

Look out!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

nice melons

 

[starsforu2]

This is Bob the Banana, don't know why they call him Bob

Hey Headache! We need some pictures of those melons!

 

[nurse chrissi]

nice..... Presidents of the United States - I was going more for The Steve Miller Band

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

oh I have stumbled into a farmers market of sorts. *looks around*

 

[angel_of_L.A.]

Anyone up for a fresh

Think of all the salads/facials we could have!

 

[starsforu2]

OMG Angel!

Hey Chrissi! Is this line supposed to be sung as a duet?

"I really love your peaches, wannna shake your tree"



Hey, don't Def Leppard use Peaches in a song too?

Yeah, here it is:

You got the peaches, I got the cream
Sweet to taste, saccharine
'Cos I'm hot, say what, sticky sweet
From my head, my head, to my feet

 

[digsy]

hello everyone
amusing topic of conversation we've got going here, love the pitures!

 

[starsforu2]

hello everyone
amusing topic of conversation we've got going here, love the pitures!

We've almost got all the food groups represented! Hi Digsy!

Who's to say that a bar isn't healthy for you?

 

[angel_of_L.A.]

You know the funny thing about all this talk about peaches is that I'm currently eating peaches and cream oatmeal!

Hmmm...Quaker Oats!

 

[nurse chrissi]

Melon pictures as requested - I guess for you guys it's all about individual taste

and yes Tim I've always thought that would be a good duet

 

[starsforu2]

Melon pictures as requested - I guess for you guys it's all about individual taste

and yes Tim I've always thought that would be a good duet

Thanks for showing us your melons Nurse Chrissi! Wow, they come in different sizes, shapes and colors! How 'bout that! Bet they all taste different too!

 

[digsy]

Thanks for showing us your melons Nurse Chrissi! Wow, they come in different sizes, shapes and colors! How 'bout that! Bet they all taste different too!

man, i have got to get a cleaner mind!

 

[nurse chrissi]

Thanks for showing us your melons Nurse Chrissi! Wow, they come in different sizes, shapes and colors! How 'bout that! Bet they all taste different too! [/QUOTE



and digsy - a dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste

 

[enajh2]

Google

http://www.masher.co.uk/Misc/Humour/Pictures/rude_vegetables.htm

Doesn't leave much to the imagination! I figured it's okay I post the link rather than the pictures themselves!

 

[starsforu2]

Google

http://www.masher.co.uk/Misc/Humour/Pictures/rude_vegetables.htm

Doesn't leave much to the imagination! I figured it's okay I post the link rather than the pictures themselves!

Dude! Why'd you have to introduce sex into all our fruit & Vegetable Talk! It was so innocent before you walked in.

 

[enajh2]

Sorry

 

[digsy]

Google

http://www.masher.co.uk/Misc/Humour/Pictures/rude_vegetables.htm

Doesn't leave much to the imagination! I figured it's okay I post the link rather than the pictures themselves!

i dont know whether to fall off my chair because i'm so shocked or whether to fall off my chair because i'm laughing so damn hard!

those are appalling but very very funny at the same time

and yes nurse crissi, a wasted mind, even a dirty one, is tragic!

 

[starsforu2]

Sorry

I'm going to have to check those out again after I get home, I'm afraid I'm going to get busted for Porno at work

I can hear them now: What a weird food fetish he's got! Gives a new meaning to playing with one's food.

 

[nurse chrissi]

Google

http://www.masher.co.uk/Misc/Humour/Pictures/rude_vegetables.htm

Doesn't leave much to the imagination! I figured it's okay I post the link rather than the pictures themselves!

how very creative of them

and now I will never be able to eat broccoli again


somehow I know someone will twist that statement around

 

[digsy]

Sorry

nothing to be sorry for, not like you made them.
and i thought they were funny too

 

[digsy]

how very creative of them

and now I will never be able to eat broccoli again


somehow I know someone will twist that statement around

there's a friends epsisode where Joey shows off his skill for making everythign seem dirty..

"grandma's chicken pie"