The Octagon Bar: insomnia before the sale? Come on in...

[ewen]

**rotates, spining around 360, over and over again, firing off the ketchup and mustard**


**gets dizzy**

 

[~BrightestStar~]

*returns to grab that forgotten can of whipped cream *
*Disappears again....but not before throwing a lemon pie at ewen..(it wasn't me..I swear)*

 

[u2bonogirl]

hey wait! I brought him in here! hes MY pet!
*meow*
*whistles to bono*

*ducks ewens attempt at squirting her with mustard while shes not looking*
hey now! I hate mustard

 

[ewen]

keep coming with all the cakes guys, i'm not washing it off, all the more for Pax to help 'clean' off!

 

[~BrightestStar~]

*watches as ewen passes out from dizziness... gets michevious look in eyes...Pulls out the stocks and locks ewen up*

A penny a shot girls!

 

[~BrightestStar~]

*lures Bono back with Guinness*

 

[starsgoblue]

I can return the "pooper scooper" favor now that Ewen gave me earlier....

 

[ewen]

okay, enough of this childishness





kidding



*catches tara unawares and delivers a big dollop of mustard square in the face**

waheeey......touchdown



*runs off to the gents, quickly grabbing a dark rum and coke in the passing*

 

[ewen]

**dragging the stocks with him that he didn't realise he was locked in to**

 

[~BrightestStar~]

**dragging the stocks with him that he didn't realise he was locked in to**

*Bono and Brightest conspire to tar and feather ewen...because he would look funny as a chicken... *
(but in a good way...how about honey and feather?)

 

[nurse chrissi]

- walks into the bar
what the hell happened here ?
- slips on dripping whipped cream into the hot tub -
why hello Bono.....that is quite a bump Ewen gave you....perhaps I should take a look - I am a professional .......
lobs a whipped cream pie - hoping to hit someone - but my aim is pretty poor....

 

[ewen]

** locks himself in toilet**





**breaks out of stocks**




**climbs out of small window**






**runs to back of Octagon and enters through back door**



SURPRISE!!!



**grabs a big vat of sticky chocolate and hurls the contents at the group of girls**

 

[ewen]

chocolate / girls


hmmm, maybe not a good idea that one

 

[sallycinnamon78]

*runs in after managing to finally drag her way out of another thread*

There was something I had to tell you all, what was it?
Ah yes...

BONO PANTS

That's it.

Ok time for my medication and to go home to http://www.prairieghosts.com/barton.html

 

[ewen]

** sees nurse chrissi's whipped cream pie land squarely in sally's face **


lmao, this is getting farsical now

 

[ewen]

** colapses on the ground in a fit of hysterics **

 

[u2bonogirl]

*grabs a bucket of molasses and dumps it over ewen just as hes taking a sip of rum and coke*
I'll take that off your hands

*takes a running start and jumps on bono, taking him to the floor and off the edge of the hot tub*
*splash*
there, no more mustard
*splash splash*

oh.....there was something going on in here wasnt there

*dunks bono underwater and jumps out of the tub*

 

[ewen]

the hot tub is full off beans tara

 

[~BrightestStar~]

*looks at choclate covered body...looks up at Bono...*
HEY BONO! Come help?
*other chocolate covered girls line up behiind brightest*
*Bono realizes *this* is the life, and thanks ewen for throwing the chocolate*

 

[DaveC]

 

[~BrightestStar~]

*throws lemon merenguie pie at Dave, which hits him squarely in the face*

*returns attention to Bono...I think you missed some spots *

 

[DaveC]

oi you!

feck aff! i hate lemon meringue!

 

[u2bonogirl]

the hot tub is full off beans tara

no its not! I wished them away
Its actually full of filtered spring water

 

[ewen]

**Bono gets a call on his cellphone, a limo turns up, he jumps in, says "sorry girls you can't come" and the limo speeds off and disappears into the sunset**

enough of PLEBA lite (credit to Tim for that)


**licks molasses**



hurry up and get here Pax!!

 

[sallycinnamon78]

Hmm...

 

[u2bonogirl]

the scene unfolds
traces of beans laying around the hot tub
a little film of mustard spreading out over the water

lemon meringue sprinkled around the shape of dave on the floor

tomatoes scattered about
a few seeds dripping slowly down the wall

three girls fawning over a whipped cream bespeckled bono

cherries sprawled over the bar and piled up near a cherry flavoured ewen footprint.....

puddles of chocolate being tracked around the bar floor by frenzied food fighters

boy......am I glad Im not the janitor!

 

[ewen]

it was Rebekah's turn on the rota for cleaning tonight

 

[~BrightestStar~]

the scene unfolds
traces of beans laying around the hot tub
a little film of mustard spreading out over the water

lemon meringue sprinkled around the shape of dave on the floor

tomatoes scattered about
a few seeds dripping slowly down the wall

three girls fawning over a whipped cream bespeckled bono

cherries sprawled over the bar and piled up near a cherry flavoured ewen footprint.....

puddles of chocolate being tracked around the bar floor by frenzied food fighters

boy......am I glad Im not the janitor!

*sneaks up behind dave, dumps a *big* ole bucket of freezing water on him...*
There...no more lemon merengue..happy now?

 

[DaveC]

 

[~BrightestStar~]

*falls to ground in fit of giggles*
Awww..poor dave

*suddenly realizes Bono has disappeared*
We can't have that now.....
*calls Bono, limo reappears, Brightest climbs in*

I'm off to dinner! (really, I am) I see y'all ina bit!
*Limo with Bono and Brightest goes off towards the sunset*