The Octagon Bar: Imagine That Your Own Witty, Original Title Is Here

[B0NO]

now girls, i have a wife and family....

admire me from afar

 

[~BrightestStar~]

desperately try to crawl into the computer to try get to him, or something similarly ridiculous

You're not alone.....

 

[U2democrat]

i'd get into a political discussion....................























......................then jump him once i have him seduced by my political prowess.

 

[beau2ifulday]

...and then tell him to come to Toronto...or jump him...whichever

jump him? Now there's an interesting thought...

 

[starsgoblue]

Hey all

 

[B0NO]

now kids, i'm still here!

 

[~BrightestStar~]

now girls, i have a wife and family....

admire me from afar

then just stand still long enough for me to get a DNA sample so I can make a clone of my very own...
oh...and so I can jump you

 

[beau2ifulday]

stars!

 

[U2democrat]

hey rebekah

 

[B0NO]

hello Rebekah

 

[~BrightestStar~]

Hey Stars ...look...Bono has graced the bar with his presence...

edit to add:

Bono knows stars name, but not mine?

 

[U2democrat]

ahem.

 

[beau2ifulday]

and thus, has naturally provoked alot of talk about 'jumping'

 

[starsgoblue]

Will he bite me?!

 

[DaveC]

oh lord. PLEBA lite again.

 

[~BrightestStar~]

*just realized something*

Hey Bono, want some champagne???

 

[starsgoblue]

Wait...he know's my name....

 

[U2democrat]

c'mon dave, you know bono makes you question your sexuality.

 

[~BrightestStar~]

*passes poor dave a strong drink*

Wait...he know's my name....

He did...maybe he wants to take you out for a bite............



to eat

 

[beau2ifulday]

Bono knows stars name, but not mine?

He doesn't know my name either
although I don't think anyone on here knows my name, so I guess that's ok

 

[U2democrat]

this thread is going to go downhill quickly

 

[Tania]

Anybody got any jokes?

Desperate for a laugh over here

 

[starsgoblue]

You ok, Tania?

 

[Tania]

Oh, and if that really was Bono, I would get him in a head lock and refuse to let go until he promises to come to Perth!







......and then

 

[U2democrat]

tania

 

[B0NO]

He doesn't know my name either
although I don't think anyone on here knows my name, so I guess that's ok

don't be like that Liz. we're all friends

 

[DaveC]

yeesh.

later.

 

[U2democrat]

we could have one big camping trip!

 

[ewen]

hello,

so what's going on?

 

[B0NO]

hello Ewen