The Octagon Bar:Home of Darren and Jackie

[starsgoblue]

Scarlet Begonias

 

[I Move in Mysterious Ways]

*turns the sweetest thing on*
Hey stars

That works . . .

Brown-eyed boy meets a blue-eyed girl . . .

 

[starsgoblue]

 

[~BrightestStar~]

awww...u two

 

[Mullen4Prez]

goes back to dancing in his fire-fighter costume

 

[starsgoblue]

**pours another Guinness**

 

[I Move in Mysterious Ways]

 

[~BrightestStar~]

^ is reaffirming my earlier comment about smilies



*shouts at darren to take it off...cause it's the required response *

 

[starsgoblue]

 

[~BrightestStar~]

 

[I Move in Mysterious Ways]

(turns the fire hose on Darren before he can go any further)

 

[starsgoblue]

(breathes a sigh of relief)

 

[~BrightestStar~]

Aww cmon now..every bar needs a drunk guy dancing on a table...

 

[starsgoblue]

(remembers the time when she fell off of a bar when she was drunk and dancing on it)

 

[I Move in Mysterious Ways]

(remembers the time when she fell off of a bar when she was drunk and dancing on it)

(........)

Nevermind.

 

[starsgoblue]

(is now very curious to hear what you were going to say)

 

[~BrightestStar~]

(remembers the time when she fell off of a bar when she was drunk and dancing on it)

I hope you didn't get hurt!

 

[I Move in Mysterious Ways]

(uploading a picture of his sister's new guinea pig . . . not sure just why)

 

[starsgoblue]

No, the wall broke my fall.

I was laughing my ass off about it. There was a country bar I used to go to every week and when they played a certain song some of us would dance on the bar...I wasn't as coordinated as usual that night apparently

 

[~BrightestStar~]

What song?

 

[starsgoblue]

Either Def Leppard's Pour Your Sugar On Me....or some Coyote Ugly-ish country song.

 

[~BrightestStar~]

Stars, thats hilarious!

 

[I Move in Mysterious Ways]

(she can dance too . . .)

No, the wall broke my fall.

I was laughing my ass off about it. There was a country bar I used to go to every week and when they played a certain song some of us would dance on the bar...I wasn't as coordinated as usual that night apparently

 

[starsgoblue]

Yeah, that place was definetly a hoot. I knew the DJ and bartenders so they always hooked me up....

 

[starsgoblue]

**feels like listening to some silly country tune now**


**pours herself a shot of tequila, grabs a lemon wedge and a salt shaker....gets a devilish glint in her eye and heads over to the table Rich is sitting at...places her drink on table**

I'll be back for my shot in a moment

**strides over to the jukebox...sees her old black Stetson behind it and picks it up, shakes off the dust and dons it on her head and makes her music selection**

Hey Jax...remember the caption thread?



DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DE-DUM-DE-DE-DUM,
DE-DAA-DAAAAA
DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DE-DUM-DE-DE-DUM,
DE-DAA-DAA-DAA-DAA-DAAAA!

Well, I walk into the room
Passing out hundred dollar bills
And it kills and it thrills like the horns on my Silverado grill
And I buy the bar a double round of crown
And everybody's getting down
An' this town ain't never gonna be the same.

Cause I saddle up my horse
and I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
They are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
on my old stud Leroy
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says
Save a horse, Ride a cowboy

Well I don't give a dang about nothing
I'm singing and Bling- Blanging
While the girls are drinking
Long necks down!
And I wouldn't trade ol' Leroy
or my Chevrolet for your Escalade
Or your freak parade
I'm the only John Wayne left in this town

And I saddle up my horse
and I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
They are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
on my old stud Leroy
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says
Save a horse, Ride a cowboy

I'm a thourough-bred
that's what she said
in the back of my truck bed
As I was gettin' buzzed on suds
Out on some back country road.
We where flying high
Fining, whine, having ourselves a big and rich time
And I was going, just about as far as she'd let me go.
But her evaluation
of my cowboy reputation
Had me begging for slavation
all night long
So I took her out giggin frogs
Introduced her to my old bird dog
And sang her every Wilie Nelson song I could think of

And we made love
And I saddled up my horse
and I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
They are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
on my old stud Leroy
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says
Save a horse, ride a cowboy

 

[I Move in Mysterious Ways]

(eyes the tequila)

 

[starsgoblue]

Ever do body shots?

 

[I Move in Mysterious Ways]

No -- enlighten me (?)

 

[starsgoblue]

You for real?!

 

[I Move in Mysterious Ways]