The Octagon Bar - Heavenly Delights Abound

[DaveC]

Carrie Underwood

 

[U2democrat]

you bored, chizzy?

 

[U2democrat]

carrie underwood

i agree with simon 99% of the time.

 

[DaveC]

Hey, she may not be too great a singer (at least not tonight), but she's smokin' hot.

You'd either have to be totally blind or gayer than Elton John not to see that.

 

[ruffian]

damnit i could have traded an exta atl for the dallas, then i would have had you at my mercy

better luck next time
(sorry, I'm off topic...whatever the topic is...)

 

[Chizip]

there is never a topic here


i cant wait to bludgeon you in san diego and steal the chicago ticket

 

[DaveC]

bludgeonings

 

[ruffian]

nooooooooooo! god, I knew you were planning on doing that...

 

[ruffian]

bludgeonings

I just love perverted humor

 

[DaveC]

chizzer you must videotape the bludgeoning.

there's an ambulance on the ridge.

 

[ruffian]

I can see the headline now: "bizarre snuff incident at U2 tour opener...woman bludgeoned, ticket GONE."

 

[DaveC]

gone and not coming down

 

[ruffian]

that was in my head, too DaveC...Chizip will be humming it as he tries to tidy up the room after The Incident...

 

[U2Girl1978]

Hello everyone!!!!

Where's all mah pimps tonight?

 

[~BrightestStar~]

not coming down.......does that mean it's stayin up all night?

 

[ruffian]

U2Girl!
Brightest!

 

[~BrightestStar~]

Yo u2girl..I'm representin! *does some random gang sign*
*insults random gang*

*runs and says it was Chip*

 

[Chizip]

you pleba girls are the perviest

 

[DaveC]

nobody knows what that means

it requires careful thought. and reasoning. let's hope you possess that.

 

[~BrightestStar~]

I'm insulted...I'm sugar and spice and everything nice

 

[~BrightestStar~]

nobody knows what that means

it requires careful thought. and reasoning. let's hope you possess that.

 

[ruffian]

I'm flattered to be called the perviest. rhymes with curviest?

 

[~BrightestStar~]

Ruffian - the curviest perviest gal in town.

Works.

 

[ruffian]

where'd U2Girl go again? Is she running away from you, Brightest?

 

[Chizip]

i bludgeoned her

just for practice

 

[ruffian]

you have a good sense of humor--for a sociopath

 

[~BrightestStar~]

where'd U2Girl go again? Is she running away from you, Brightest?

Only if she saw my poetry

 

[DaveC]

I'm flattered to be called the perviest. rhymes with curviest?

Listen. You damn well better not be trying to usurp my position that I won democratically. You know I've been elected Interference Resident Pervert, right?

Now watch your mouth or I'll send the hounds after you.

 

[ruffian]

Only if she saw my poetry

yeah, i think you are better off with prose

 

[ruffian]

Listen. You damn well better not be trying to usurp my position that I won democratically. You know I've been elected Interference Resident Pervert, right?

Now watch your mouth or I'll send the hounds after you.

no usurping (does that sound nasty to you, too?) here.

always more for more pervs, and girl pervs are qualitatively different than boy pervs.