The Octagon Bar: For the Folks Who'd Like a Drink with Their Blue Crack

[pax]

Give'r.

 

[ewen]

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Oh, bloody hell.

 

[pax]

Mmmmm, hello, dear.

It's been a while since we've been in the Bar at the same time...is the tent still here?

 

[ewen]

the tent is up Pax













read that as you may and add punctuation where you feel it is needed.

 

[pax]

Wheeeeeee, happy Valentine's day to ME.

:: disappears ::

 

[Mr. BAW]

My tent is a mansion, may I join?

 

[pax]

Only if you bring the wife. We're a bunch of sexed-up kids in here, but we do frown on cheaters.

 

[Mr. BAW]

That word is not in my vocabulary and you'll find the BAW a most sociable guest...please, may we join..thank you.

 

[BAW]

Did someone report a wayward husband wandering through the sexed up young folk?




*takes Mr. BAW and his tent home

 

[Mr. BAW]

Please ignore her, she sometimes mistakes her place as my place...honest, this could be our place, just give us a chance...pretty please, may we come in?

 

[ewen]

lmao

 

[pax]

Awwww, don't go!

 

[Mr. BAW]

As we sit at the bar, I will ask the barkeep...

"She'll have Sex on the Beach and I'll have a Blow Job!"

 

[Mr. BAW]

I'm reminded that the young'ins may not realize those are drinks...(so says BAW)

 

[ewen]

you two are staying in the Octagon!!


this is the kind of Octagon I liked before.


*serves up SOB & BJ for the BAWs*

 

[Mr. BAW]

Looks at the handsome young fellow at the end of the bar and reminds him this is a No-Smoking section; he complies! good looking bar owner seems satisfied with his demeanor...I detect something there!

 

[pax]

I'm so proud of him.

 

[Mr. BAW]

I remind the owner that we're just passing through and that we're proud of him too!

I also remind that young straplin' lad that all that money saved might earn him a trip across the Pond!

 

[pax]

Nooo, noooo, you should stay. The more the merrier!

 

[Mr. BAW]

Asks BAW if she's up to another BJ if she can handle more SOB...she agrees!

 

[ewen]

oh, i'm not the bar owner...that's Tim!

I'm the resident drunk.

 

[pax]

I don't know that the Bar really has an *owner*, come to think of it...Tim was always the bartender, but I haven't seen him 'round lately. Were him and Tara getting together this weekend?

 

[Mr. BAW]

Well then, who's the good lookin' lassie that's makin eyes at you?

 

[pax]

I only get to open and close the Bars because I'm the only one who can.

 

[Mr. BAW]

Treat the lady well and you'll reap the rewards. Off we go!

 

[pax]

Bye, BAWs...come on back anytime.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

*plays Bitter Valentine's Day mix on iPod*




Hey, as the only single person in this thread, I'm allowed!

 

[pax]

You DO have an iPod, though.

 

[Muggsy]

I need some tequilla shoots