The Octagon Bar: Cut class and come on in!

[U2democrat]

Give'r

 

[U2democrat]

*puts Mrs. Robinson by Simon and Garfunkel on the jukebox*

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

i don't have class but i could abandon studying and come on in. i've never been here before...at least if i have i don't remember it.

so..um...hi!

 

[Adam'sbaby]

uh....Does this bar serve Baileys on ice.........I would love that. My favorite drink...

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

nice music choice.

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

uh....Does this bar serve Baileys on ice.........I would love that. My favorite drink...

lol...i was hoping for a pint of guinness.

u2dem, you seem like a regular here - any guinness or baileys?

 

[U2democrat]

Anything you want, we've got it!

*slides Adam's Baby Baileys on ice and FW a pint of guinness*

Enjoy! Usually Tim (starsforu2) is the bar tender but since he's not here i'm stepping in.

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

*sipping pint* cheers!

 

[U2democrat]

It's always good to have new people here

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

so what are you drinking?

 

[Adam'sbaby]

Hmmmm nice, Baileys.

Thanx U2dem!

 

[U2democrat]

No problem.

I just finished a Dr. Pepper...the stuff practically runs through my veins.

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

lol, I think I have diet coke running through my veins! "There's too much blood in my caffeine stream!"

 

[U2democrat]

very true.

 

[ZeroDude]

Just a question before the bouncers turf me out for being underage, is this establishment, smoking or non smoking?

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

*whispers* please let it be smoking...

 

[ZeroDude]

*whispers* please let it be smoking...

Thats the attitude in my lungs opinion

 

[U2democrat]

It's smoking...because here in the bar there are no harmful effects! Age doesn't matter....you won't get cancer here.

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

i'm liking your lungs opinion.
so you're underage for drinking but not smoking? or you're an illicit smoker?

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

It's smoking...because here in the bar there are no harmful effects! Age doesn't matter....you won't get cancer here.

can i stay here forever?

 

[U2democrat]

of course!

 

[Adam'sbaby]

It's smoking...because here in the bar there are no harmful effects! Age doesn't matter....you won't get cancer here.

No harmful effects........

That means we won't get any hangovers either, right?

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

no hangovers?

 

[ZeroDude]

i'm liking your lungs opinion.
so you're underage for drinking but not smoking? or you're an illicit smoker?

To your first question the answer is yes to the second question the answer is no, although may now be somewhat obvious

 

[U2democrat]

No hangovers.

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

is it bad that after only one pint of guinness i had to think carefully in order to understand that sentence?

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

(that's ZeroDude's sentence, not U2dem's - obviously. just so i don't look like i'm quite so stupid as to not understand the concept of not getting a hangover!)

 

[U2democrat]

i had to reread it a couple of times myself.

 

[ZeroDude]

Lol, drink can have adverse effects, atleast i think it does ( Smilie directed at myself )

I must be incomprehensible as it is

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

that's good to know....i was beginning to think another strange effect of this bar was that you get drunk on a tiny amount of alcohol!