The Octagon Bar aka The Harem

[ewen]

"sex on the rocks" and "screaming orgasm"

any of those in this bar?

 

[starsforu2]

hey mister bartender, can I get some service over here *pats the bar counter from her stool*

could you get me something honey?

Sorry to neglect you, I was still reeling from your body being on top of mine right after I arrived

Can I get you something different, or is it Rum & Coke for you tonight?

 

[ewen]

* does a Highland fling on the pool table to Fast Cars *

 

[pax]

Tell me what's in a sex on the rocks!

 

[u2bonogirl]

Sorry to neglect you, I was still reeling from your body being on top of mine right after I arrived

Can I get you something different, or is it Rum & Coke for you tonight?

I think what I want tonight isnt on the shelf......

 

[pax]

:: crouches under the pool table on the off chance Ewen is wearing his kilt ::

 

[starsforu2]

I think what I want tonight isnt on the shelf......

Me either strangely....

 

[starsforu2]

:: crouches under the pool table on the off chance Ewen is wearing his kilt ::

Hey, if Ewen looked up your skirt... what would you do? We're tired of being sexually harassed.

Aw, who am I kidding?

 

[u2bonogirl]

Me either strangely....

since we're both in agreement and everybody is serving their own drinks why dont I just, um, steal your attention for a little while

 

[pax]

It's not a skirt, it's a kilt.

 

[starsforu2]

It's not a skirt, it's a kilt.

** Reaches under bar and grabs kilt for Pax to wear, so that the perversion is even **

Fire away Ewen, she's waiting for you

 

[u2bonogirl]

theres still nothing under a kilt......is there?

i gotta say, I was kinda mad when mel gibson wore black underwear under his kilt in braveheart

 

[ewen]

* jumps off pool table momentarly, clutching his kilt so it doesn't fly up *

i meant "sex on the beach"

vodka, midori melon liqueur, chambord raspberry liqueur, grapefruit juice, cranberry juice

apparently! i dunno, had to look that up on the net.



bartender, may have another pint of Stag and have a drink yourself on me

* jumps back on to pool table to continue his drunken fling *

 

[pax]

Ooooohhh, he IS, he IS.

:: swoon ::

 

[starsforu2]

since we're both in agreement and everybody is serving their own drinks why dont I just, um, steal your attention for a little while

** Attention Stolen **

 

[u2bonogirl]

oh no. mod in swoon mode, that cant be good

 

[u2bonogirl]

*casts bartender a suggestive glance and walks behind the bar*
mind if I join you?

 

[starsforu2]

*casts bartender a suggestive glance and walks behind the bar*
mind if I join you?

Sure, why don't you help me serve drinks with me

And try not to manhandle the bartender when everyone is looking

 

[pax]

Wow, it's one right sexy evening in the Bar.

 

[ewen]

theres still nothing under a kilt......is there?

i gotta say, I was kinda mad when mel gibson wore black underwear under his kilt in braveheart

nothing under a kilt, depends what you mean!! there's certaintly something under my kilt thank you ver much!!

a true Scotsman doesn't wear anything under his kilt and mr Gibson is nay Scotsman...as evidence of his funny wee accent in that movie! he may have yelled "freedom" a few times but he doesn't know the true meaning if he has to wear wee black panties under there.

 

[pax]

Ewen is my new favorite Octagon.

 

[starsgoblue]

Wow, it's one right sexy evening in the Bar.

Why does it always seem to happen when I step out?

 

[u2bonogirl]

Sure, why don't you help me serve drinks with me

And try not to manhandle the bartender when everyone is looking

dont worry, I'll be gentle.....

*glides behind bar next to Tim*

much better

 

[ewen]

lol, you haven't seen my legs! oh, you have!

 

[pax]

Don't worry, you haven't seen mine, either.

 

[ewen]

sorry, i had a wee peep when you swooned

 

[starsforu2]

dont worry, I'll be gentle.....

*glides behind bar next to Tim*

much better

You are incorrigible my dear. I bet you'd be really good as a bartender or barrista. Attending to everyone's every need. It's been hard to keep up with all these fish lately, so I'm loving on all your help.

 

[pax]

Well, it's all shot to hell now, I guess.

 

[u2bonogirl]

You are incorrigible my dear. I bet you'd be really good as a bartender or barrista. Attending to everyone's every need. It's been hard to keep up with all these fish lately, so I'm loving on all your help.

*takes tim by the hand and pulls him into a hug*
might as well take advantage of him giving me a hug!

*sneaks a little nibble on his neck*

 

[pax]

Good night, all my little Octagons...this kitten is hitting the hay.

Come on, then, Ewen.