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Old 01-11-2005, 09:11 PM   #151
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"sex on the rocks" and "screaming orgasm"

any of those in this bar?
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Old 01-11-2005, 09:12 PM   #152
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hey mister bartender, can I get some service over here *pats the bar counter from her stool*

could you get me something honey?
Sorry to neglect you, I was still reeling from your body being on top of mine right after I arrived

Can I get you something different, or is it Rum & Coke for you tonight?
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Old 01-11-2005, 09:13 PM   #153
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* does a Highland fling on the pool table to Fast Cars *
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Old 01-11-2005, 09:16 PM   #154
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Tell me what's in a sex on the rocks!
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Old 01-11-2005, 09:16 PM   #155
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Sorry to neglect you, I was still reeling from your body being on top of mine right after I arrived

Can I get you something different, or is it Rum & Coke for you tonight?
I think what I want tonight isnt on the shelf......
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Old 01-11-2005, 09:17 PM   #156
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:: crouches under the pool table on the off chance Ewen is wearing his kilt ::
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I think what I want tonight isnt on the shelf......
Me either strangely....
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Old 01-11-2005, 09:19 PM   #158
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:: crouches under the pool table on the off chance Ewen is wearing his kilt ::
Hey, if Ewen looked up your skirt... what would you do? We're tired of being sexually harassed.

Aw, who am I kidding?
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Me either strangely....
since we're both in agreement and everybody is serving their own drinks why dont I just, um, steal your attention for a little while
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It's not a skirt, it's a kilt.

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It's not a skirt, it's a kilt.

** Reaches under bar and grabs kilt for Pax to wear, so that the perversion is even **

Fire away Ewen, she's waiting for you
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Old 01-11-2005, 09:23 PM   #162
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theres still nothing under a kilt......is there?

i gotta say, I was kinda mad when mel gibson wore black underwear under his kilt in braveheart
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Old 01-11-2005, 09:23 PM   #163
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* jumps off pool table momentarly, clutching his kilt so it doesn't fly up *

i meant "sex on the beach"

vodka, midori melon liqueur, chambord raspberry liqueur, grapefruit juice, cranberry juice

apparently! i dunno, had to look that up on the net.



bartender, may have another pint of Stag and have a drink yourself on me

* jumps back on to pool table to continue his drunken fling *
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Ooooohhh, he IS, he IS.

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since we're both in agreement and everybody is serving their own drinks why dont I just, um, steal your attention for a little while
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