The Octagon Bar (AKA I'm Single)

[u2bonogirl]

Im back on the booze.
This is really becoming a bad habit.
I think im too lonely here

 

[u2bonogirl]

godnight all!
see you tomorrow

 

[Tomer]

how's life here?

 

[starsforu2]

IM BAAAACK!

nobody told me that we got reloacated
makes me think you dont want me around anymore
oh well, you have to deal with me anyway.

y'all remember me dont you?

*sigh* its good to be back

Hi U2bonogirl! It really hasn't been the same without you. I figured you'd stumble over here eventually. Everyone else has, and we've picked up some new people! Yeah!

I did landscaping and nursery work for 3 years (no not of the baby variety ) I'm glad I don't do that anymore.

-----> Powersurge! More Karoake. Let me turn up the volume on the music... and then I'll just turn the Mic down. Aah perfect!

>>>> Belts out "When the night has no end <<<<
>>>> and the day yet to begin <<<<
>>>> As the room spins around <<<<
>>>> I need your love" <<<<

 

[enajh2]

Can I have something strong? My favourite DJ has died! RIP John Peel.

Alan

 

[Tomer]

whiskey?

HEY WAIT ARE YOU SINGLE!!!?!?!?!

 

[starsforu2]

Can I have something strong? My favourite DJ has died! RIP John Peel.

Alan

Wow, he's the Peel sessions guy, right? Not to trample on the dead, but he did pan U2 if I remember correctly. Anyway, I'm sorry for your loss.

>>> Mixes a Whisky Collins <<<

Hope you like this, I'm doing on the job training

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Ingredients
50ml (3 1/2 tbsp) blended Scotch whisky
25ml (2 1/2 tbsp) lemon juice
dash of sugar syrup
soda water (chilled) to top up
garnish: slice of lemon

Instructions
Shake up the scotch, lemon juice and sugar syrup in a shaker. Pour into a tall glass and top up with soda. Add slice of lemon as garnish.


-----> Hey Tomer! You don't have to be single to hang out here. And who are you talking to?

 

[Tomer]

oh i thought you had

ah well.....

 

[Evalicious]

Can i have another cosmopolitan, please?

And do that funny orange flame thing again!

I like it here

 

[Tomer]

show your ID

 

[starsforu2]

Can i have another cosmopolitan, please?

And do that funny orange flame thing again!

I like it here

Aw crap, where's Digsy?

>>> Flips through bartender manual <<<

Cosmopolitan, cosmopolitan ...

>>> Follows instructions <<<

2 parts (lemon infused) vodka
1 part Cointreau
2-3 parts cranberry juice
(squeezed lemon or lime)

Stir or shake with ice and strain into a chilled martini glass.
Garnish with a slice of lemon.

Hmmm, I guess I need to set something on fire

Oh s@!t!

Here you go. Enjoy

 

[enajh2]

>>>>>>>> One Whisky Collins downed with abandon <<<<<<<<

>>>>>>>> Winces as icy coldness shoots up front teeth into front lobe of brain! <<<<<<<<

>>>>>>>> Makes note of recipe <<<<<<<<

starsforU2

 

[starsforu2]

[B

starsforU2 [/B]

That's what we're here for We get to carry each other.

 

[Tania]

Hello....

(Sniffs the air) What's burning?

Umm, B52 please.

 

[CampbellMSU]

i'll buy a round of schlitz for everyone in the bar. i love a singles bar, but can't dance!

 

[Evalicious]

Well thank you for the drink, Campbell!

i will buy you one next time

 

[starsforu2]

Hello....

(Sniffs the air) What's burning?

Umm, B52 please.

>>> Puts out smoldering eyelashes and then give Tania a smoldering look <<<


The bomb...

Equal amounts of
• Kahlúa
• Dooley's or Baileys
• Cointreau or triple sec

>>> Carefully assembles the B52 bomb <<<

Tania, do you know that there is a song about you?

>>> Pours Kahlúa over a table spoon into a shooter glass <<<

Yeah, Camper Van Beethoven did it in the 80's. If you want it, I got it at home.

>>> Pours Dooley's over a table spoon into a shooter glass <<<

Oh, my beloved Tania
How I long to see your face
Photographed in fifteen second intervals
In a bank in San Leandro
A Polaroid of you, Cinque
With a seven-headed dragon
In a house in Daly City
Don't be sad, my beloved Tania
They say your father never liked Stephen Weed anyway
Hired a detective
To follow him around
Oh, my beloved revolutionary sweetheart
I can see your newsprint face turn yellow in the gutter
It makes me sad
How I long for the days when you came to liberate us from boredom
From driving around from five to seven in the evening
My beloved Tania,
We carry your gun deep within our hearts
For no better reason than our lives have no meaning
And we want to be on television

>>> And tops it off with Cointreau and slides it over to the cutie in the corner <<<

Here you go!

 

[Tomer]

I swear i saw pepernoten somewhere in your post starsforu2

 

[starsforu2]

i'll buy a round of schlitz for everyone in the bar. i love a singles bar, but can't dance!

>>> Chugs it down <<<

Hey this tastes like it rhymes!

 

[starsforu2]

I swear i saw pepernoten somewhere in your post starsforu2

Help me out Tomer, what is pepernoten?

 

[Tania]

Thank you for the drink (throws it back with gay abandon)..

Hmmm, I have been known to liberate one or two from boredom...

or was that the boardroom.....

 

[Tomer]

pepernoten:

taste really good ja!

 

[Evalicious]

They´re like little ginger-bread cookies, right?

 

[starsforu2]

They look like Ginger Snaps, which are yummy!

 

[digsy]

hey all


hows it going

stars4u2, can i get one of those b52s...?

or ahow about a flaming lambourghini anyone - i'm the champ at those, never been beaten.
3.5 seconds is my record

 

[digsy]

Aw crap, where's Digsy?

>>> Flips through bartender manual <<<

Cosmopolitan, cosmopolitan ...

>>> Follows instructions <<<

2 parts (lemon infused) vodka
1 part Cointreau
2-3 parts cranberry juice
(squeezed lemon or lime)

Stir or shake with ice and strain into a chilled martini glass.
Garnish with a slice of lemon.

Hmmm, I guess I need to set something on fire

Oh s@!t!

Here you go. Enjoy

looks like i might need to train you guys for when i'm not here... you did good on the cosmo stars.
hers the deal for hte orange squirty fire thing

take a bit of orange skin (make sure theres some actual orange on the inside)- run it round the edge of the glass and then squeeze it in front of a flame - the juice is very flammable and you get these squirty sparks of fire...
hence the orange squirty flame thing!
dont forget to put the ornage in the drink - it gives it a nice "zing"

 

[Lemonboy]

Oh my what a day....I need a beer!

 

[starsforu2]

hey all


hows it going

stars4u2, can i get one of those b52s...?

or ahow about a flaming lambourghini anyone - i'm the champ at those, never been beaten.
3.5 seconds is my record

>>> Carefully reassembles the B52 bomb <<<

You can handle fire better than I can. Maybe because you're hotter

>>> Pours Kahlúa over a table spoon into the shot glass <<<

So how long did you tend bar?

>>> Pours Dooley's over a table spoon into the shot glass <<<

Here you go. BTW, nice to see you!

 

[starsforu2]

Oh my what a day....I need a beer!

>>> Pours "Generic" Beer <<<

 

[Tania]

If you are making Flaming Lambourghini's, I'll have one as well please. 3.5 seconds, hmm, don't think I could be that quick, but hey, life should NEVER be boring, so bring it on and we'll give it a go.