The Octagon Bar (AKA I'm Single)

[u2bonogirl]

i get massages because i was in a car wreck and it tweaked my body a little bit.
at least something good came out of it

is my short hair bad? ive had like every hairdo you can get i think! wellll not a mullet, but you know

i died it a bunch of times, got sick of it and then chopped it all off.

my man went to college without me
i wanted to go but it- um- didnt work out

 

[starsforu2]

i get massages because i was in a car wreck and it tweaked my body a little bit.
at least something good came out of it

is my short hair bad? ive had like every hairdo you can get i think! wellll not a mullet, but you know

i died it a bunch of times, got sick of it and then chopped it all off.

my man went to college without me
i wanted to go but it- um- didnt work out

About your accident. I've known someone who had to be adjusted periodically. She also suffered from Migraines (perhaps as a result) - I guess the upside is that someone is paid to touch you. I wish my insurance would pay someone to touch me.

Honey, there is nothing wrong with you. From what I see, you've got the tools to fly, you just need to make good decisions to get you there. I still need to get a picture of you smiling though I like it when the girls smile

 

[u2bonogirl]

About your accident. I've known someone who had to be adjusted periodically. She also suffered from Migraines (perhaps as a result) - I guess the upside is that someone is paid to touch you. I wish my insurance would pay someone to touch me.

Honey, there is nothing wrong with you. From what I see, you've got the tools to fly, you just need to make good decisions to get you there. I still need to get a picture of you smiling though I like it when the girls smile

ive been getting migraines since i was little. the wreck isnt killing me!
i wasnt the driver either!
yeah, i guess that is weird that somebody is paid to rub my naked upper body!

when they first told me to take my shirt off i was like HUH?

i promise a smiling pic soon

 

[u2bonogirl]

Goodnight all!

im gonna go read.
yes i'm a nerd
talk to you all tomorrow before my awful trip to cali for the wedding.

 

[starsforu2]

ive been getting migraines since i was little. the wreck isnt killing me!
i wasnt the driver either!
yeah, i guess that is weird that somebody is paid to rub my naked upper body!

when they first told me to take my shirt off i was like HUH?

i promise a smiling pic soon

indeed! I'm convinced that women don't know that men are visual, even with word pictures my, my, my.

>>> Pours another Sam Adams for myself <<<

>>> Puts on Drowning Man <<<

"Hold on, hold on tightly"

A wholy undderated song, don't you think?

 

[starsforu2]

Goodnight all!

im gonna go read.
yes i'm a nerd
talk to you all tomorrow before my awful trip to cali for the wedding.

I was just getting warmed up

Naw, I'm fine. Goodnight

 

[Merc]

*Wanders up to the bar desk - *

Good morning sweetie! I'll take one of whatever goes with toast with strawberry jam...

>>> Wishing I had a cowboy hat to rest on the bar (Don't know why, I would never actually wear one. <<<

Men in cowboy hats... *Thinks instantly of JT-Bono *

 

[starsforu2]

*Wanders up to the bar desk - *

Good morning sweetie! I'll take one of whatever goes with toast with strawberry jam...




Men in cowboy hats... *Thinks instantly of JT-Bono *

Coffee, or something stronger?

 

[Merc]

Coffee, or something stronger?

NOT anything strong - I'm suffering from a severe case of Vertigo! *Have just seen the video! *

I'll just take a cup of tea, please...

 

[starsforu2]

>>> Pours coffee for Merc <<<

Sweetie, we're like two ships passing in the night, you are ready to start you're day, and I'm ready to end mine.

>>> Hands her the keys to the place <<<

Lock it up, when you go. Oh and take this, it will look better on you anyway.

>>> Kisses Merc on the forehead and put cowboy hat on her <<<

Night! The bar is all yours, have a wonderful day!

 

[starsforu2]

NOT anything strong - I'm suffering from a severe case of Vertigo! *Have just seen the video! *

I'll just take a cup of tea, please...

>>> Quickly dumps coffee, gets tea <<<

Whadya think? I kind of liked it, but didn't love it. They could have stayed with Bono longer. He was emoting quite well. Really into it and selling the song. IMO

 

[Merc]

Sweetie, we're like two ships passing in the night, you are ready to start you're day, and I'm ready to end mine.

You're right...

>>> Hands her the keys to the place <<<

Lock it up, when you go. Oh and take this, it will look better on you anyway.

Thanks - you're the best!

>>> Kisses Merc on the forehead and put cowboy hat on her <<<

Wauh, thanks stars! *looks in the mirror* Mmmm, I like this hat!

Night! The bar is all yours, have a wonderful day!

Good night!

*waits 'till stars have left the bar*

Pssst - Edge, Bono! You can come in now! I need you guys to look after this place until I get home from uni - you think you could do that for me?

*Makes a sign for the others and hangs it on the bar*

Hi everyone! I'm out for a while, but will be back soon! Be nice to our two new bartenders while I'm away - their names are Bono and The Edge... xxx Merc

*runs out of bar becuse shes getting late*

 

[AvsGirl41]

Give me the official drink of the Soviet collapse, please!!

 

[Tomer]

somehow this place doesnt freak me out while it should

 

[starsforu2]

Give me the official drink of the Soviet collapse, please!!

>>> Flips through bar manual... >>>

Soviet Collapse, Soviet Collapse... "I'll just make something up"

>>> Pours Vodka straight up <<<

Enjoy! And Welcome! I love Denver! Spent 3.5 years in Colorado Springs and visited Denver frequently.

 

[Merc]

Oiii, starsforu2 - you're back!

I hope that my looking out for the bar has been ok, while you've been sleeping?! All the bottles are in the right order, not too many broken glass, nothing missing...?!

... you see, I had to put two replacements behind the bar, while I was at uni - I saw two friendly looking guys up in 'The Tea Room', and they were very kind to look after the bar for me... I hope thats ok?

 

[Doozer61]

um, excuse me, can you tell me where the restroom is?

 

[Tomer]

yes i can

 

[starsforu2]

... you see, I had to put two replacements behind the bar, while I was at uni - I saw two friendly looking guys up in 'The Tea Room', and they were very kind to look after the bar for me... I hope thats ok?

Are you referring to and ?

was running around "fixing" the dartboard, and rehanging the beer signs.

kept and so I turned up the music on Vertigo, and then he told me that he couldn't stand the beats, got up and asked me for the check.

They walked out shortly afterward. Nice enough chaps I suppose

 

[starsforu2]

um, excuse me, can you tell me where the restroom is?

Tomer

My dear, the restroom is down the hall to the left, right past the little boys room. Welcome

 

[Tomer]

Tomer

My dear, the restroom is down the hall to the left, right past the little boys room. Welcome

i anwered her question perfectly though

 

[Merc]

Well, as long as they didn't break anything!

kept and so I turned up the music on Vertigo, and then he told me that he couldn't stand the beats, got up and asked me for the check.

I would have loved to with Bono... Oh, well...

They walked out shortly afterward. Nice enough chaps I suppose

... Hey, wait a minute! You didn't make them leave 'cause you were affraid they'd give you hard competition and , and with all us girls here - did you???

 

[Tomer]

get prepared for some good fight people

 

[starsforu2]

... Hey, wait a minute! You didn't make them leave 'cause you were affraid they'd give you hard competition and , and with all us girls here - did you???

Me, threatened? by them? You're damn right I am! Have you wandered over to PLEBA?

I didn't kick them out, mentioned something about saving the world. I tried to keep here, because I got a drain plugged up in the back, but he left.

 

[Tomer]

sure it was the real edge?

 

[Merc]

Have you wandered over to PLEBA?

I practically live in PLEBA, so watch your words and smilies, darling!

I didn't kick them out, mentioned something about saving the world. I tried to keep here, because I got a drain plugged up in the back, but he left.

Saving the world - Yeah ok, I guess that's more important than hanging around here...

... but I would have loved an afternoon slow dance with Edge...


*Goes over and sits in the corner - pulls her cowboy hat down infront of her face... and feels very unlucky *

 

[starsforu2]

I practically live in PLEBA, so watch your words and smilies, darling!

Saving the world - Yeah ok, I guess that's more important than hanging around here...

... but I would have loved an afternoon slow dance with Edge...


*Goes over and sits in the corner - pulls her cowboy hat down infront of her face... and feels very unlucky *

>>> kicks the bar <<< Damn, sarcastic speech impediment!

>>> hugs Merc and dashes out the door.... <<<

 

[Merc]

>>> hugs Merc and dashes out the door.... <<<

Hey, where are you going?!

First Bono and Edge leaves before I get back... and now you leave me too?!

 

[starsforu2]

>>> Walks back in breathing heavily with over my shoulder <<<

He... runs.... real... fast... for a 44 year old.

Please... dance... with... Merc

>>> Puts on "In A Little While" <<<

"When the night takes a deep breath and the daylight has no end"
"If I crawl, if I come crawling home, will you be there?"

 

[Merc]

>>> Walks back in breathing heavily with over my shoulder <<<

He... runs.... real... fast... for a 44 year old.

Stars, you... *Gives stars a big hug and a soft kiss on the lips *

Please... dance... with... Merc

Edge, would you... dance with me... please?

>>> Puts on "In A Little While" <<<

"When the night takes a deep breath and the daylight has no end"
"If I crawl, if I come crawling home, will you be there?"

Mmmm...

*Looks into Edge's beautiful eyes... Puts her head on his shoulder... and wishes the song would never end *