** Opens front door and is confronted with a noxious odor **
Thank God, I wore my lumber jack clothes today. It makes me feel like doing manly things like removing Bambi from the premises.
** Bends knees to lift Bambi in a fireman's carry, and slips in the pooled blood **
Oh
! ** Grabs hindquarters of the deer and begins to drag the carcass out onto the street, but sees that the Unforgettable Testjes is still in business. **
Surely a place that has a fetish for Testjes wouldn't mind a dead deer too.
** Drags deer down the street and into the Unforgettable Testjes **
Now that took real balls
** Returns to the bar, and immediately washes up like Nurse Chrissi suggests, changes into another checked flannel shirt and starts up the Jukebox.
Belts out
"Are You Gonna Wait Foreveeeeeeeeeeer, How long, how long, or is it now."
That felt good! I know that I'm late to the game, but I got my Vertigo singles today and this song is growing on me. The cool thing is that this is just the beginning for me. I still have an album waiting for me.
No one seems to be around, so I'll just craft some notes and leave them around.
** Begins writing **
Dearest Dorthe,
Sorry I've missed you again. If I close my eyes I think I can still detect that delicious scent you wear, what is it called? I think it's been far too long since we've had a
don't you think?
** Puts note on couch, where I'm sure she'll see it. **
Oh my beloved Tania,
We pass like ships in the night, but you never cease to be the source of my amusement. But a chainsaw?
That would have been messy indeed. Still, you're an enigma to us, faceless and undefinable. We would like pictures
** Puts note on the comfy chairs near the window. Walks back to the pantry and pulls out a Birthday Cake and puts it on the bar **
Happy Birthday Rebekah! Sorry that's it's belated by a day, but better late than never. You've been silent, so you must be having the time of your life somewhere.
Aw crap, I've run out of emoticons! I can only use 10 per post, and I'm at my limit. I'll have to write more notes later.
** Returns to Are You Gonna Wait Forever **