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Old 02-21-2007, 10:41 PM   #1
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The new Volvo S80 saftey feature

The new Volvo S80 has a heartrate sensor that will warn you if someone is hiding in your car waiting to abduct and/or murder you.

All I can say about this is, it's about fucking time. It seems like I find someone hiding my my car every other week, so this will be great!
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Old 02-21-2007, 10:53 PM   #2
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Seems pretty primitive compared to this South African innovation:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blaster_(flamethrower)
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Old 02-21-2007, 11:08 PM   #3
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i heard Volvo's are the best car to have sex in




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Maybe that's what the heart monitor is for!
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Old 02-22-2007, 03:27 AM   #5
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But isn't it a bit too late when you are in the car?
So the system must work in that it somehow tells you whether there is someone in your car beforehand.

I could need that for my bike
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i heard Volvo's are the best car to have sex in




You dont have Datsuns in the US, do you. Or Geminis for that matter.
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You dont have Datsuns in the US, do you. Or Geminis for that matter.


Or Utes...or Commodores...Or Monaros
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You dont have Datsuns in the US, do you. Or Geminis for that matter.
i'm not Americanz and i don't know if we have them in Canada
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You dont have Datsuns in the US, do you. Or Geminis for that matter.
I know we *used* to have Datsuns in the US and Canada (My Uncle drove one ) but I don't know about Geminis...
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Maybe this is more appropriate for Mr. Pussy's, but I have found PT Cruisers to be quite roomy. The front seat and the back seat.

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Datsun = Nissan
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Volvo...
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