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Old 08-27-2002, 03:20 PM   #1
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The Most Powerful Word in the English Language

This may have been posted already, but i think its funny

The Most Powerful Word In the English Language

Well, shit...
Shit may just be the most powerful word in the
English language.

You can be shit faced,
shit out of luck,
or have shit for brains.

With a little effort,
you can get your shit together,
find a place for your shit
or decide to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit,
buy shit,
sell shit,
lose shit,
find shit,
forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit and die.

Some people know their shit while others can't
tell the difference between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits,
dumb shits,
crazy shits,
and sweet shits.

There is bull shit,
horse shit and
chicken shit.

You can throw shit,
sling shit,
catch shit,
shoot shit,
or duck when shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit
or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit,
some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit,
things can look like shit,
and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit,
not enough shit,
the right shit,
the wrong shit or
a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit,
have a mountain of shit,
or find yourself
up a shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch
turns to shit
and other times you swim
in a lake of shit
and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of creation.

And remember, once you know your shit,
you don't need to know anything else!
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Old 08-27-2002, 03:55 PM   #2
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I dont like that word
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Old 08-27-2002, 04:27 PM   #3
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Definitely Fuck.

Try yelling that word in church once(I haven't, BTW).
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fucking fucker fucked

fuck
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Reading that word as many times as I just did really was starting to gross me out.

My Vocabulary only consists of the word "Shite".
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Old 08-28-2002, 06:45 AM   #7
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Sorry
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The word that incites anger, happiness, violence, pride, hate, etc is not fuck OR shit. It's that nasty little "n" word.
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i could have said hi to mark...

I don't know about powerful, but the most beautiful word in the english language is elbow.
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Re: The Most Powerful Word in the English Language

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The Most Powerful Word In the English Language

"get"

Really it is. Replace the word "have" with the word "get".

I have to go to work tomorrow.
vs
I get to go to work tomorrow.

I have to write a term paper.
vs
I get to write a term paper.

Change the word and your attitude and it can change your entire outlook on life.
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Originally posted by Danospano
The word that incites anger, happiness, violence, pride, hate, etc is not fuck OR shit. It's that nasty little "n" word.
I can think of two such words. One derives from "Negro," the other from "National Socialist."
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Re: Re: The Most Powerful Word in the English Language

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"get"

Really it is. Replace the word "have" with the word "get".

I have to go to work tomorrow.
vs
I get to go to work tomorrow.

I have to write a term paper.
vs
I get to write a term paper.

Change the word and your attitude and it can change your entire outlook on life.
thats a really good one..

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but im going to have to be all sentimental and say .....love...

as for Beautiful, i have to say ive always really liked the word Snuffles!!
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I thought this would have been as popular as the **** thread a while back. I hope no one resurrects it cos its gawn to gawd.
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YES.
It's the most powerful because only you can give it.
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I think you are all wrong:

No is the most powerful word in the english language.
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