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Old 08-02-2004, 01:02 AM   #1
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The Monty Python Movies Thread

Here's the deal. We're going through MP movies one at a time, starting with the Holy Grail, then Life of Brian and finally Meaning of Life. I'll start.

MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL
Scene 1

[opening music]
[wind]
[clop clop clop]

KING ARTHUR:
Whoa there!
[clop clop clop]
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Old 08-02-2004, 12:49 PM   #2
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I thought I was the only freak who enjoyed Monty Python...
I saw Life of Brian, I loved it!
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Holy Grail . . . . Best.Movie.Ever

SOLDIER #1:
Halt! Who goes there?
ARTHUR:
It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
SOLDIER #1:
Pull the other one!
ARTHUR:
I am,... and this is my trusty servant Patsy.
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I absolutely love the Meaning of Life and the skit- "can I ave your liver?" and then the guy jumps out of the fridge and sings about the whole grand expanse of the universive and how infinite we all are- very funny stuff
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ARTHUR: We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.

SOLDIER #1: What? Ridden on a horse?

ARTHUR: Yes!

SOLDIER #1: You're using coconuts!

ARTHUR: What?

SOLDIER #1: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.

ARTHUR: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercea, through--

SOLDIER #1: Where'd you get the coconuts?

ARTHUR: We found them.

SOLDIER #1: Found them? In Mercea? The coconut's tropical!




Love this thread DaveC
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"..come back and fight , you coward.."

Monty Python
quite often my life feels like one big Monty Python skit
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Try to listen to some songs, like 'The Vagina Song', or 'the many uses of the word fuck'
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e.g.
King of Swamp Castle: When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England

"..a mere flesh wound.."

we regularly have the 3 questions here too
"what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What do you mean? An African or a European swallow?"


back to the Black Knight ..."what are you gonna do, bleed on me?....
come back here and takes what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off..."

...someone stop me


Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her.
Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Peasant 1: Oh yeah.
Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
Peasant 1: No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond!
Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?
Peasant 1: Bread.
Peasant 2: Apples.
Peasant 3: Very small rocks.
Peasant 1: Cider.
Peasant 2: Gravy.
Peasant 3: Cherries.
Peasant 1: Mud.
Peasant 2: Churches.
Peasant 3: Lead! Lead!
King Arthur: A Duck.
Sir Bedevere: ...Exactly. So, logically...
Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.
Sir Bedevere: And therefore...
Peasant 2: ...A witch!


**blames Dave**
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did monty python start that? the many uses...?
I find I use the complete sentence quite often lately,
fuck the fucking fuckers

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Monty Python were great, but my favorite
is Fawlty Towers!
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fuck the fucking fuckers


The Vagina Song

Some of them are hairy
Some of them are bald
Some are kinda scary
And this is what they're called
Vagina, vagina
Vagina, vagina

They call that thing
Vagina

Some belong to virgins
They're really tight and strong
But bigger or small
I love them all
That's why I sing my song

Vagina, Vagina
Vagina, Vagina

They call that thing
Vagina


Well... I guess that was it.. hehe...

Niiiiii!!!!!!!!!

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ARTHUR: What do you mean?
GUARD #1: Well, this is a temperate zone.
ARTHUR: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house
martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these
are not strangers to our land.
GUARD #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
ARTHUR: Not at all, they could be carried.
GUARD #1: What -- a swallow carrying a coconut?
ARTHUR: It could grip it by the husk!
GUARD #1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a
simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not
carry a 1 pound coconut.
ARTHUR: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your
master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here.
GUARD #1: Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a
swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right?
ARTHUR: Please!
GUARD #1: Am I right?
ARTHUR: I'm not interested!
GUARD #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
GUARD #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European
swallow, that's my point.
GUARD #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that...
ARTHUR: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court
at Camelot?!
GUARD #1: But then of course African swallows are not migratory.
GUARD #2: Oh, yeah...
GUARD #1: So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway...
[clop clop]
GUARD #2: Wait a minute -- supposing two swallows carried it
together?
GUARD #1: No, they'd have to have it on a line.
GUARD #2: Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper!
GUARD #1: What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
GUARD #2: Well, why not?
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I just remembered....

I went to see Eric Idle last December. He was touring with his 'Greedy Basterd Tour'. I was standing in line to buy a t-shirt when all of a sudden the guy, standing right behind, started singing in a soft voice 'sit on my face and tell me that you love me'.

I did not turn around
I did not turn around
I did not turn around
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LOL @ FAH!!! You are nuts!! I would not have turned around either! ha=lol that's too funny! I love Monty Python!!! Only one I have seen Is the Holy Grail! And the TV show!! My fave: 'I don't Like Spam!"
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I would turn around and sing the rest of the song!
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