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Old 07-17-2005, 05:13 AM   #46
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Originally posted by maro_chik
One of my favorite scenes...

Scene 8
[King Arthur music]
[clop clop clop]
French Guard
Allo! Who is eet?
It is King Arthur, and these are my Knights of the Round Table. Whose castle is this?
French Guard
This is the castle of my master, Guy de Loimbard.
Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.
French Guard
Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see.
He says they've already got one!
Are you sure he's got one?
French Guard
Oh, yes. It's very nice-a. (I tOld him we already got one.)
French Guards
"Go and boil ur bottoms, sons of a silly person"

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Old 07-17-2005, 03:28 PM   #47
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Bravely bold Sir Robin
Rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.

He was not in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out,
And his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split
And his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Robin.

His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowls unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burnt off
And his pen--

"That's... that's enough music for now lads, *** there's dirty work afoot*** ???."

Brave Sir Robin ran away.
Bravely ran away away.
("I didn't!")
When danger reared it's ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
("I never!")
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
("You're lying!")
****Bravely**** taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Robin!
ave, Sir Robin

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