the library of unwritten books

[najeena]

If you could check out anything from the library of books that haven't been written, what would they be?

1. 'Why I Want to Help the Poor' by George W. Bush

2. 'Nuclear Fission for Dummies'

3. 'The Answers' by God


What about you?

 

[beegee]

"how to win EVERY SINGLE blackjack hand you'll ever play"

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

'Smiling' by Trent Reznor

 

[IWasBored]

'Smiling' by Trent Reznor

i've seen a picture of that. it's scary!

 

[zoney!]

"Winning Lottery Numbers for 2004"

 

[BAW]

"Placentia...Population 50,000, Post Office Parking for 30...Finally Explained"

 

[ABEL]

'1001 things to do with Q-tips' by Bonochick

 

[Salome]

jennifer lopez - shake it, shake it, shake it
monica lewinsky - shake it, shake it, shake it
the pope - shake it, shake it, shake it
salomey - shake it, shake it, shake it

 

[meegannie]

What I Didn't Have For Lunch Today by ABEL

 

[ABEL]

What I Didn't Have For Lunch Today by ABEL

'The Wonderful World of Pengies and Lemurs' by meegannie

'In Search of Pengies...A Journey to the Arctic' by meegannie

'Lemurs in Their Own Words' by meegannie co-written by Salvador

 

[ABEL]

the pope - shake it, shake it, shake it

*sees pic of the pope in Bono's shades on front cover*

 

[ABEL]

and from the best-seller list:

'Salome's Guide to Shaking It' by Salome

 

[Angela Harlem]

"Mark Waugh - The Forgotten Brother" Salome Shakesit

"The Book Of Confessions" Compiled by the perpetrators of all unsolved crimes

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

Where's Mofo?