The human blender

[ouizy]

So while I was eating the most divine goat cheese stuffed puff pastry last night, a friend of mine was describing "the human blender to me."

Basically it is a notion that you can take all the people in media, celebrities, and randoms that you can think of that you REALLY do not like and put them into a blender and blend them into the worst possible person.

I will start, but I think everyone should list two. The more obscure (but known) the person is, the funnier it usually is.

Here are mine:

Gabe Pressman (I think he is national, but not sure) from NBC news

Al Sharpton

 

[BAW]

Tony Little

Celine Dion

 

[daisybean]

Dr. Laura

Howard Stern

 

[Bonochick]

Richard Simmons

Fran Drescher

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

Scott Stapp

Meg Ryan

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Fran Drescher

you're mean.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

deathbear

cow of the seas



oh. wait. already been done

 

[meegannie]

the Dell kid
Peaches

 

[Basstrap]

CARROT TOP
MARIAH CARREY

CARROT CARREY

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

it's carey!

 

[Basstrap]

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

gwenyth paltrow
jennifer lopez
ben affleck
tom and penelope
joe millionaire
Kylie

*presses blender button*

 

[IWasBored]

george bush

jack nicholson

 

[Zoomerang96]

deathbear

cow of the seas



oh. wait. already been done

oh come on. were hardly a like, surely you cant hate us both?

as for the question, i think everyone should pick two interferencers and two real life losers on tv, or whatever.

a) diamond

b) angel

the similiarities between the two are startling.

 

[Zoomerang96]

oh and...

a) chad krueger

b) bon jovi

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

Britney Spears
Henry Rollins


Haha you'd get someone with big boobs and no neck

 

[Zoomerang96]

Britney Spears
Henry Rollins


Haha you'd get someone with big boobs and no neck

:sexyminotaurdrool:

what.

 

[Zoomerang96]

Britney Spears
Henry Rollins


Haha you'd get someone with big boobs and no neck

:sexyminotaurdrool:

what.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

 

[cell]

michael jackson
martha stewart

 

[IWasBored]

rollins and spears!! that's like a truck-driving slut!!

BHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

this reminds me of the conan thing, "if they mated", lmao


i you bear, always remember that

 

[Zoomerang96]

i you bear, always remember that

 

[brdemi]

Usher

Just about all of the hosts on E! (not just Joan Rivers)

 

[Lilly]

Ronald Reagan

Joan Rivers.

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

I Conan.

 

[IWasBored]

Ronald Reagan

Joan Rivers.

that is honestly frightneing...

reagan while president or while senile?

you know, in 10th grade history class, we had a group exam on the 70s and early 80s, and the last section was matching. it had a whole ton of options, but an equal amount of answers so you knew you'd have to use them all. the last question was "upon returning from south america, after being elected president, he admitted that he was surpised that the continent was made up of multiple countries"...the only answer left was regean. someone in my group asked the teacher if that was possible, after we handed in the test, and she (the teacher) goes "scary, isn't it?"


how about:
nelly
courtney love

 

[brdemi]

that is honestly frightneing...

reagan while president or while senile?

you know, in 10th grade history class, we had a group exam on the 70s and early 80s, and the last section was matching. it had a whole ton of options, but an equal amount of answers so you knew you'd have to use them all. the last question was "upon returning from south america, after being elected president, he admitted that he was surpised that the continent was made up of multiple countries"...the only answer left was regean. someone in my group asked the teacher if that was possible, after we handed in the test, and she (the teacher) goes "scary, isn't it?"]


Are we sure our current president knows these kinds of things?

 

[IWasBored]

Are we sure our current president knows these kinds of things?

ah, good point. i read an article in the newspaper back before the election, where this reporter (who is supposedly notorious for doing this) asked bush a series of questions like "what's the capital of azerbajan?" (which i used to know, even though i totally killed the spelling...we had to learn stuff like this in russian class)...bush didn't know, and asked the reporter...he didn't know either, but said that it was ok cos he wasn't running for office...

 

[notiti]

how about:
nelly

A decidedly uncrunk choise. Certainly it in not hot in wherre you are.

I suggest:
George W. Bush
Avril