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Old 07-04-2003, 11:06 AM   #31
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hmmm....i should have noticed this thread yesterday when i was posting away stupid haikus in "it's official".....oh, well, i'll just copy and paste them.

bono is a god
he wears really cool sunglasses
i want to pet him

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Old 07-04-2003, 11:07 AM   #32
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larry snarls a lot
but he's really kind of cute
he also plays drums

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Old 07-04-2003, 11:08 AM   #33
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i don't like edge much
but he's a guitarist, so
he's okay, i guess

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Old 07-04-2003, 11:09 AM   #34
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I love adam 'cos
he is very posh indeed
he plays bass guitar



there ya go....yeah, i never said they were genius
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Old 07-05-2003, 01:27 AM   #35
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Bathroon misfortune
Thick white lotion on a black shirt
Drycleaner is happy

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Timepiece says midnight
The planet is slumbering
I'm not yet willing

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Weekend four days' worth
All of the time in the world
Already half over

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Little coffin nails
Call to me seductively
I hear hammer pounding

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Old 07-05-2003, 01:57 AM   #36
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Originally posted by yertle-the-turtle
where is that cujo
where the blue heck is cujo
contribute haiku
Tassles line his pants
To Compliment the Leather.
Dance for me Eno.

Oh my what is that?
Yes, Power to the Peep Hole.
Better to see with.

That was for mofo. He defined this form of verse as a genre.

My bastardized versions are below par. And this isn't golf.

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Old 07-05-2003, 02:02 AM   #37
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Conglomerate seige
Ronald knows far too much now
Time to cage the beast

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Old 07-05-2003, 05:27 AM   #38
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i am bad poet
and i don't even know it
what is a haiku?
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Old 07-05-2003, 05:34 AM   #39
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Once I dreamt of her
Her kisses tasted like cloth
I kissed my pillow



This is one of many haiku I've contributed to a haiku website. I have so many, many more.
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Old 07-05-2003, 12:17 PM   #40
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He plays hockey
He is a hoser
Cujo is from Canada... eh
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Old 07-05-2003, 04:24 PM   #41
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alright, i'm gonna be an oddball and post someone else's haiku, as well as divulging the inspiration beforehand. suckers!

so in writer's craft class we were told to wander around outside the school one afternoon in search of inspiration for haiku.. it was the beginning of winter and all cold and dreary and poetic out. The best one I heard was from a kid, i think his name was casey.. funny little bugger.. this is the one he came up with:

This excercise sucks
I think I'll go to the store
Fifty cent gum ... wow!
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Old 07-07-2003, 01:43 PM   #42
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Quote:
Originally posted by Discoteque
Bathroon misfortune
Thick white lotion on a black shirt
Drycleaner is happy

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Timepiece says midnight
The planet is slumbering
I'm not yet willing

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Weekend four days' worth
All of the time in the world
Already half over

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Little coffin nails
Call to me seductively
I hear hammer pounding







These were VERY good.
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Old 07-07-2003, 11:05 PM   #43
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No more fun for me
Back to work in the morning
Summer goes too fast
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