i dance as sexily as an elephant on skates. it's bad enough i have the looks of a rubber-faced troll, that i don't feel the need to have to further embarass my ass by "moving unpredictably" (also known as "dancing") to music.
oh wait, i forgot. lil' john is the lamest excuse of trash to ever hog the spotlight since hent the power bear was creating popularity threads at a message board called interference.