the fifth and final golden ticket has been found...

[Un Lapin]

right here, in Paraguay

 

[bonosloveslave]

 

[adamswildhoney]

 

[Elvis Presley]

ha ha ha ah '

oompa loompas

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

mwaaaaaaa GLAVEN!

 

[Elvis Presley]

are we talking about Paraguay, Arkansas.....cause if we are i take that personally

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

is u2bama your father?

 

[Elvis Presley]

its been narrowed down to him or that guy from Perfect Strangers.....

 

[Bonochick]

Balki?

 

[Elvis Presley]

boy is my face red....

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

ha!

 

[Elvis Presley]

un lapin

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

pardon my french, but colin is incredibly good looking.

 

[Un Lapin]

un lapin

ce matin

 

[Elvis Presley]

pardon my french, but colin is incredibly good looking.

damn skippy

 

[Elvis Presley]

ce matin

care to expand on the golden ticket issue, ive got an office pool going here....

 

[meegannie]

samurai lapin?

 

[Screaming Flower]

samuri lapin

 

[a-mole]

what golden ticket?

 

[Elvis Presley]

this un lapin is some sort of rabbit hunter, and Im not talking Elmer Fudd here folks....

im talking a Myxomatosis infecting criminal

 

[Hewson]

Veruca

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

elvis, between you and me, you have are in the inside track and on the homestretch to becoming next weeks poster of the week. :shhh:

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

willy wonka?

 

[Un Lapin]

this un lapin is some sort of rabbit hunter, and Im not talking Elmer Fudd here folks....

im talking a Myxomatosis infecting criminal

watch your back

 

[Elvis Presley]

watch your back

my sleuthing has paid off, in sooo many ways

now, to the matter at hand, Un Lapin, what is your diabolical scheme to infect the rabbit population with Myxomatosis?

were all waiting.....

 

[Un Lapin]

my sleuthing has paid off, in sooo many ways

now, to the matter at hand, Un Lapin, what is your diabolical scheme to infect the rabbit population with Myxomatosis?

were all waiting.....

why do you hate america?

 

[zonelistener]

"over my dead body"

 

[cujo]

Columbo in passing says...

"Oh, and just one more thing Un Lapin..."

Case closed EP.
Case closed.

Now why don't we all go and get a hotdog with Matlock.

If we run, we can still catch the early bird special.

 

[Elvis Presley]

why do you hate america?

no I hate Canada, dont you?

 

[Un Lapin]

no I hate Canada, dont you?

when the time is right, canada will unleash her secret forces upon the world and become the greatest empire the world has ever seen.

and you will not be spared