The F#ck Thread

[No spoken words]

I do say "Oh, for fuck's sake" a lot.

I also say "Look at this fucking guy" a lot.

 

[corianderstem]

I do say "Oh, for fuck's sake" a lot.

Me too. Sometimes I mix it up like "Oh, for shit's sake"

or

"What the shit is this?"

But really, that's off-topic and belongs in a thread about the s-word.

 

[Saracene]

I don't swear often but in certain circumstances it's enormously gratifying to just go OHHH FUUUUUCCKKKKK! There's just something about this punchy, harsh-sounding combination of "f" and "k" that makes it very cathartic,

I think the first time I've seen the word was back in Russia on one of the comedy TV shows; it was a gag involving a swear word and because they didn't want to use Russian swearing they used a word which wouldn't offend as much since it was foreign.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

For some unknown reason, I've started to use the term "fuck-mix" in a pejorative way toward people. Like "Hey, fuck-mix, you have 10 seconds to get out of my face before my boot decides to introduce itself to your sternum" or "Excuse me, um, fuck-mix? What did you just say about Bono?" or even "Yo, fuck-mix! You almost dropped my flagon of POWERJUICE".

I don't know how or why it happened, but it happened.

The fact that you drink POWERJUICE in a flagon just raised your awesome factor by 50%.

 

[No spoken words]

The fact that you drink POWERJUICE in a flagon just raised your awesome factor by 50%.

Thanks, man. I have a Stein, too, but that's for sweetie milk.

 

[zonelistener]

*licks lips

Yep--and that was after we all worked double shifts, overnight, then came home, had a lump of poison for supper, and slept in the mailbox . . . .

And Cutlass Supreme posted here!

 

[Auhiz]

Love that clip of Steve Martin.

Some more of fuck's greatest hits, some of which I like to apply to everyday situations:

YouTube - Donnie Darko (FUCK!)

YouTube - Donnie Darko: What's a fuck-ass?

YouTube - Father Ted - Mrs Doyle

YouTube - You gotta be kidding

 

[Carek1230]

When I am driving and stupid people are on the road I refer to them as "f*cktards".

Today when I realized the bed shaking was an earthquake, I said "Holy sh*t it's a f*cking earthquake". It made me feel better.

 

[redhotswami]

apparently i said "OH FUCK MY TOUCHPAD" on here once...i don't recall the context. ian probably knows.

i've not heard fuck-mix, but i say fucko, fuckwit and fuckface quite often

 

[corianderstem]

fucko

That's brilliant. I'm adding that to my vocabulary.