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Old 01-18-2007, 01:01 PM   #1
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MIAMI - Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick reluctantly surrendered a water bottle to security at Miami International Airport that smelled like marijuana and contained a substance in a hidden compartment.

Police said Thursday it could be weeks before a decision is made on whether to file charges.

"We'll do an analysis and see what it is. There's no sense of urgency to it," Detective Alvaro Zabaleta said Thursday.

The bottle was found to have a compartment that contained "a small amount of dark particulate and a pungent aroma closely associated with marijuana," the police report said. The compartment was hidden by the bottle's label so that it appeared to be a full bottle of water when held upright, police said.

Vick entered an airport concourse Wednesday morning with the 20-ounce bottle. His initial reluctance to turn over the bottle aroused suspicion among airport security screeners, a police report said. He eventually handed it over and boarded his flight to Atlanta.

Police said the bottle was sent to the Miami-Dade County crime lab.

Vick did not immediately return a phone call early Thursday.

"We plan to look into the matter and discuss it with Michael Vick before having any further comment," Falcons spokesman Reggie Roberts said.

Under Florida law, possession of less than 20 grams of marijuana is a misdemeanor punishable by up to a year in prison and a $1,000 fine. First offenders rarely do any jail time.

Two Transportation Security Administration screeners recognized the 6-foot, 215-pound Vick.

Vick's younger brother, Marcus, is a wide receiver for the Miami Dolphins. Michael Vick was the overall No. 1 draft pick in the 2001 NFL draft. In 2006, Michael Vick passed for more than 2,400 yards and also topped 1,000 yards rushing
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Smart...if you're gonna smuggle drugs onto a plane, liquids are not the best camouflage these days.
Doesn't Mr. Mexico watch the news?
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tee hee heee...



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what an idiot
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I think I could write a movie based on the Vick Bro's!

or a video game...
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perfect! But...could we use Marcus Vick's name within the game?
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I think he's more a MacGyver than an idiot. That takes some skill to do what he did, although MacGyver never would've gotten caught.
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I think he's more a MacGyver than an idiot. That takes some skill to do what he did, although MacGyver never would've gotten caught.
Not really.

the reason why there are current restrictions on liquds and gels in the secured areas at airports is because of this (cut you soda bottle in half and smuggle explosives) type of thing.

The guy is an idiot...trying something supposed terrorists were going to try is just not that smart. The TSA agents are trained (although, not very well) to spot THIS EXACT type of thing.
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Oh....he's an idiot, most definitely. And I love it.
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Not really.

the reason why there are current restrictions on liquds and gels in the secured areas at airports is because of this (cut you soda bottle in half and smuggle explosives) type of thing.

The guy is an idiot...trying something supposed terrorists were going to try is just not that smart. The TSA agents are trained (although, not very well) to spot THIS EXACT type of thing.
I stand corrected.

He's a complete moron.
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its almost like he tried to hide drugs inside a bomb, thinking he could sneak it on that way
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When I was in school we called that a 'water bong'....
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