The Esses, Mount Panorama, Bathurst, New South Wales Superthread

[Axver]

So far, we've shared bodily fluids with:

1. Pot Survivor Round Bong
2. Australia Discotheque style
3. EBTTRT
4. IAMJ
5. TCATT
6. POTDB
7. EYKIW/Liechtenstein
8. AIWIU2
9. Australia
10. Djibouti
11. Te Urewera National Park
12. Inaccessible Island
13. Lodgepole, Nebraska
14. Bangaluru, which was Bangin'
15. Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
16. Territorial Collectivity of Saint Pierre and Michelin
17. Ouagadougou
18. Dominican Republic
19. What a Longyearbyen, Spitsbergen
20. Fernando de Noronha
21. Kyzyl, aka Fuck Vowels
22. Torquay, aka Fawlty Towers
23. Overdue Bill, Wyoming
24. Fenway Park
25. Pridnestrovian Moldavian Republic
26. Fresh bunch of Bumberries, New South Wales
27. Vrbno pod Pradědem
28. Unalaska, Alaska
29. Sexy Peak, Idaho
30. I want some Fucking, Austria
31. Wittenoom, Western Australia
32. Hell, Michigan
33. Centralia, Pennsylvania
34. Goatse's Anus, France
35. Vagina, Krasnoyarsk Krai, Russia
36. Wetwang, England
37. Nobody likes a Cunter, Switzerland
38. Bastard Township, Ontario
39. Useless Loop, Western Australia
40. Tea or coffee, South Dakota
41. Giggleswick, England
42. Whakapapa (pronounced "Fuck a Papa"), New Zealand, aka Incest
43. Jen's Room, Lamethreadlocation, Geelong
44. Andrew's a Twatt, Shetland
45. Fingringhoe, Essex
46. Blowhard, Victoria
47. Orange Free State, South Africa
48. Middle Intercourse Island
49. Disneyland, USA
50. Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Quebec
51. This Baby's Moustache, America
52. Ali loves the Boring Lava Field, Oregon
53. Morón Air Base, Spain
54. Comet 3D/Biela (lost)
55. Dildo, Newfoundland
56. Haiku Valley, Hawaii
57. Hole of Horcum, England
58. Cumbum, Tamil Nadu, India
59. Hell For Certain, Kentucky
60. Devil's Dyke, Sussex, England
61. Koolyanobbing, Western Australia
62. Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts
63. Three Cocks and the Truth, Wales
64. Saddam Hussein Town, Sri Lanka
65. Tittybong, Victoria, Australia
66. Humptulips, Washington
67. Show us your Sugar Tits, South Carolina
68. End of Earth, Michigan
69. Big Bone Lick State Park, Kentucky
70. Kholat Syakhl, Russia
71. Adelaide, South Australia
72. Dumb Hope, Northumberland, UK
73. Bumpass, Virginia
74. Bogan Gate, New South Wales
75. The Mullet, Ireland
76. Upperthong, West Yorkshire
77. Sexbierum, Holland
78. Pussy, France
79. Postwhorehouse Meadow
80. Brilliant, Alabama
81. Hooker, Oklahoma
82. Knob Lick, Missouri
83. Fresh Kills, Staten Island
84. Swastika, Ontario
85. Paw Paw, West Vagina
86. Tutaekuri ("dogshit") River, New Zealand
87. Virgin, Utah
88. Alphabet City, New York
89. Kumamoto ("fire cunt" in Swahili), Japan
90. Llanfairynghornwy, Anglesey, Wales
91. Geebung, Queensland
92. Knockemstiff, Ohio
93. Vazza's Bar - Where Everyone Knows Your Name And Sometimes Misspells It, Montenegro
94. Rough and Ready, California
95. Uranium City, Saskatchewan
96. Iron Knob, South Australia
97. Howlong, New South Wales
98. Penistone, South Yorkshire
99. Cumby, Texas
100. Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands
101. Vaduz, Liechtenstein
102. A Wank is good for your health, Bavaria
103. Ian's on the Hooker Corner, Indiana
104. Brest Railway Museum, Belarus
105. Craggy Island, Ireland
106. Rooty Hill Holiday Inn, New South Wales
107. Westward Ho!, Devon, England
108. Loveladies, New Jersey
109. Desert Island VII
110. Adiós, Spain
111. Smackover, Arkansas
112. Jen's holidaying at Shag Point, New Zealand
113. Mollie's Nipple, Utah
114. Shitlington Crags, Northumberland
115. Pity Me, County Durham
116. Why, Arizona
117. Die, Drôme
118. Bitche, France
119. Bird-in-Hand, Pennsylvania
120. Pecker's Point, Newfoundland
121. Fake breasts, Nigeria
122. Bonnie's buying Beer, Devon
123. Bonnie's selling Weed, California
124. Cockplay, Scotland
125. Little Snoring, Norfolk
126. Crap, Albania
127. Mount Buggery, Victoria
128. Mount Gay, West Virginia
129. Watch out for the Dickshooter, Idaho
130. River Piddle, Dorset
131. Wanglik, Guangdong
132. Conception Junction, Missouri
133. Intercourse, Pennsylvania
134. Wendy-cum-Jolly, Hertfordshire
135. Bald Knob, Arkansas
136. Axver has never seen a Woodenbong, New South Wales
137. 8 Hiscock Road, Melbourne
138. Shades of Death Road, New Jersey
139. Cinnaminson, New Jersey
140. Serena is Still a Postwhore, Louisiana
141. Liam likes a redhead Slutsk, Belarus
142. Crapaud, Prince Edward Island
143. Little George Michael Coc'nuts, Pitcairn Island
144. Bland Place, Otara, Auckland
145. Boggus Motor Company, Harlingen, Texas
146. Zzyzx, California, aka "Buy a Vowel!"
147. Blubberhouses, Yorkshire
148. Rum Jungle, Northern Territory
149. Broomrape Lane, Lake Havasu City, Arizona
150. One Tree Hill, Auckland
151. Monster, The Netherlands
152. Kilbrittain, Ireland
153. Murderkill River, Delaware
154. Booze, North Yockshire
155. Yap, Federated States of Micronesia
156. Ohai, New Zealand
157. Tumbleweed Restaurant, Chillicothe, Ohio
158. Belcher Islands, Nunavut
159. Shitterton, Dorset
160. Te Puke, Bay of Plenty, New Zealand
161. Fakfak, Indonesian New Guinea
162. Hackballscross, Ireland
163. Goobertown, Arkansas
164. Texas, Queensland
165. CN Tower, Toronto, Ontario, Canada (like a penis stabbing the heavens, m'boys!)
166. Old Harry Rocks your socks, Dorset, England
167. Museum Voor Oude Kunst, Brussels, Belgium (six months of the postwhorehouse)
168. Devil's Beef Tub, Scotland
169. Sparta, Wisconsin
170. South Sandwich Islands
171. Last Train to Satansville, Pennsylvania
172. Turda, Romania
173. Gofuku, Japan
174. Kandahār, Afghanistan
175. Mount Disappointment, Victoria, Australia
176. Mount Difficult, Victoria, Australia
177. Mount Hopeless, Victoria, Australia
178. Blue Mountains, New Zealand
179. Attica Correctional Facility, Attica, New York
180. Cockhill, Buncrana, Donegal
181. Muff Diving Clubhouse, Muff, Donegal
182. Dublin, Texas and its Dr Pepper
183. Ashley is on the hooker corner, Indiana
184. Andrew's Failure: Bald Knob, White County, Arkansas - So great we just had to visit it twice
185. Liam will only ever Come By Chance, Newfoundland and Labrador
186. Larry Mullen's father should've used a Condom, Gers, France
187. Farnham, Surrey, England
188. Sexmoan, Pampanga, Philippines
189. Moneymore, Wicklow, Ireland
190. Goobies, Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada
191. Dyke Parade, Mardyke, Cork, Ireland
192. Clit, Arad, Romania
193. Climax, Saskatchewan
194. Give her the Finger, Tennessee
195. I want to Ramer, Tennessee
196. Guys, Tennessee
197. Woodcock vs bug pinus, Pennsylvania
198. Show us your Booby Island, Queensland
199. Stickittoandre, Melbourne
200. Kicked in the Balzers, Liechtenstein (200 Superthreads!)
201. Nobber, County Meath, Ireland
202. Scattered Islands in the Indian Ocean
203. Where Reynolds Cut the Firewood, Pitcairn Island
204. Spot the Coward, South Carolina
205. Doodstill, The Netherlands
206. Anti-Atlas, Morocco
207. What a Wankie place, Zimbabwe
208. Bangkok, Thailand
209. Lulworth Cove, Dorset, England
210. Ushuaia, Argentina
211. Kilmore Church, Dervaig, Isle of Mull
212. Chicken, Alaska, aka "Sarah Palin is an idiot"
213. Cape Catastrophe, South Australia
214. Let's feed Palin to a Hongerige Wolf, Groningen, Neverland
215. Crackpot, North Yorkshire
216. Weener, Lower Saxony, Germany
217. Hafnarfjörður, Iceland
218. Desventuradas Islands, Chile
219. Corny Point, South Australia
220. Dhuusamarreeb, Somalia
221. Best, Netherlands
222. Kökjanggak, Kyrgyzstan

Now, as the 2008 Bathurst 1000 approaches its climax and we wait to see whether Lowndes and Whincup can pull off an awesome third consecutive win, we park ourselves at a prime spot to spectate. We are sitting by a series of accident-prone curves known as The Esses on the slopes of Mount Panorama, overlooking the country town of Bathurst. For those of you who don't know, the Bathurst 1000 is the definitive race for V8 Supercars. Unlike boring-as-piss forms of racing like NASCAR that mindlessly go around an oval, Bathurst is a genuine sporting challenge - 161 laps, 1,000 kilometres, up and down what is normally a winding public road over Mount Panorama. This is what defines the month of October, people. As the trees are stripped bare. What do I care!

Mount Panorama Circuit - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Bathurst 1000 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Axver]

:fuckyeah:

C'mon Lowndesy!

 

[Cin]

:fuck yeah:

c'mon you car racing folk . . .

 

[Cin]

Others may have invented the super dooper Swiffer and winter tyres but can you beat us??YouTube - The True Story of Australian History - AFL ad

 

[Axver]

This is one of my fav ads right now

YouTube - Midas: Canadian Car Chase

That was great.

I love big long hard trains going into hot dark tunnels...

I mean

who doesn't?

Especially if they're spewing "steam" everywhere?

 

[liamcool]

*is watching the 20th Anniversary Phish video.*

 

[Cin]

That was great.



Especially if they're spewing "steam" everywhere?

but only if you know where the train has been. . . .

 

[Axver]

but only if you know where the train has been. . . .

I suppose it's best if it's only passed through the one tunnel? Or is it best if it's more widely travelled?

 

[Axver]

Others may have invented the super dooper Swiffer and winter tyres but can you beat us??

YouTube - The True Story of Australian History - AFL ad

Haha, I don't doubt that played well here in Victoria.

 

[Cin]

I suppose it's best if it's only passed through the one tunnel? Or is it best if it's more widely travelled?

oh hell no. The train may stall if it has limited. . . tunnel. . . experience.

or worse, charge through too fast and not even realise it was there

 

[RavenBlue]

Steam

 

[Cin]

oh now I'm hooked on ads.
Just to prove that we do have a little class. . .

YouTube - Australian Beer Carlton Draught Ad - Flashdance - Flashbeer

 

[Axver]

oh hell no. The train may stall if it has limited. . . tunnel. . . experience.

or worse, charge through too fast and not even realise it was there

Ah, so you want an experienced driver well acquianted with when to pick up the pace and when to take it more slowly?

 

[Cin]

Ah, so you want an experienced driver well acquianted with when to pick up the pace and when to take it more slowly?

Exactly!! In my experience they are few and far between.

 

[RavenBlue]

Did you know that Commander Riker played on a Phish album?

/random useless trivia

I find most trains want to offset their load as quickly as possible without considering other parties.

 

[Axver]

oh now I'm hooked on ads.
Just to prove that we do have a little class. . .

YouTube - Australian Beer Carlton Draught Ad - Flashdance - Flashbeer

That ad has always, always been disturbing.

 

[liamcool]

Did you know that Commander Riker played on a Phish album?

/random useless trivia

I find most trains want to offset their load as quickly as possible without considering other parties.

Hoist, was it? There's a song called Riker's Mailbox on it.

 

[Axver]

Exactly!! In my experience they are few and far between.

I find most trains want to offset their load as quickly as possible without considering other parties.

So you both reckon most train drivers just don't get enough decent training?

 

[liamcool]

Saw that vandalism, Ax. I come all the time.

 

[Cin]

Did you know that Commander Riker played on a Phish album?

/random useless trivia

I find most trains want to offset their load as quickly as possible without considering other parties.

Oh that Riker is a man of many talents

 

[Axver]

Saw that vandalism, Ax. I come all the time.

TOO MUCH INFORMATION.

 

[Cin]

So you both reckon most train drivers just don't get enough decent training?

yes, V line have some answering to do. There are a lot of unsatisfied riders out there.

 

[RavenBlue]

Season three Riker is

Season 5-7 also yummy.

Now.

Not so much.

Yep, it was Riker's Mailbox.

 

[Axver]

yes, V line have some answering to do. There are a lot of unsatisfied riders out there.

I thought V/Line was suffering from overcrowding due to booming patronage, not dissatisfaction! Are people just repressing their disappointment and pretending it was the best ride of their life or something?

 

[RavenBlue]

So you both reckon most train drivers just don't get enough decent training?

I imagine that they've had training but in fact it is mainly experience that they require. That and patience and the want to satisfy others needs and not only their own. Sometimes the fastest rail track isn't the best route.

 

[Axver]

Woah, Craig Baird just went really heavily into the wall there! He was in fifth too, with under 15 laps to go. Poor bastard.

This race was pretty dull for the first two thirds or so, but god, it's seriously picked up in the closing stages. Pace car just keeps having to come out.

/pointless commentary

 

[Cin]

Gilmore Girls has now finished, forever I'm going to the shops to buy some bad food.

Have fun with your steam engines . . .

 

[Axver]

I imagine that they've had training but in fact it is mainly experience that they require. That and patience and the want to satisfy others needs and not only their own. Sometimes the fastest rail track isn't the best route.

But remember, trains have to compete with other modes for rider satisfaction. In this fast paced world, I can't blame them for thinking that going quickest through tunnels to reach the destination first is going to bring the most satisfaction!

 

[Axver]

See you later, cin!

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Okay, I need to pimp another commercial here:

YouTube - T-Mobile myFaves funny commercial. Stick Together