The only time I haven't had a mad crush on Edge was during TJT, and even then I still had a crush. Edge is the only man with long hair that has still made my heart all a flutter
Have I pleba'd it up enough for you for one day?
... but he looks old enough to be your father from about 1999 onwards, and the less said about creepy paedophile cowboy Popmart Edge, the better.
I don't get U2 fangirls.
In fact, I just don't get U2 fans.
Especially not U2 setlist fans. Fucking wackos.