The Djibouti Chat Thread

[phillyfan26]

Something Bono said during an interview on the Zoo TV era.

Someone yelled out to him for far away and bono was like..."wow, thats the loudest voice i've ever heard!....ROCKNROLLDAWWGIE!"

If I recall, he was being interviewed on the street, and some guy yelled down to him from fifteen stories up in a building across the street.

"That may be the loudest voice I've ever heard ... Rock N Roll Doggie! ... That's far out, how do you yell down 11 stories and be heard? Americans are so fuckin' strange."

 

[Varitek]

you cannot just pass through Djibouti.

 

[bono_man2002]

Thats the one!

 

[Doozer61]

well then what are the requirements to visit?

 

[coolian2]

A visa, a rabies shot and penicillin (we don't know where some of our regulars have been).

 

[Varitek]

If I recall, he was being interviewed on the street, and some guy yelled down to him from fifteen stories up in a building across the street.

"That may be the loudest voice I've ever heard ... Rock N Roll Doggie! ... That's far out, how do you yell down 11 stories and be heard? Americans are so fuckin' strange."

Bono makes me sometimes.

 

[coolian2]

Oh, and some Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

 

[Varitek]

A visa, a rabies shot and penicillin (we don't know where some of our regulars have been).

In addition to treatment for syphillis you will require a Yellow Fever vaccine (circa page 2 I discussed this disease, which makes you vomit black while turning literally yellow), a $300 donation to the monument being built in/to/of Dikhil, and a gigantic Pinus. You may also want malaria pills, I recommend Larium, which causes hallucinations in most people.

 

[bono_man2002]

You also have to sample some of Djibouti's finest foods.

Which may clog your own Djibouti

 

[Varitek]

Hey they are right next to Ethiopia and Ethiopian food is fabulous...

hmm maybe I should suggest that to my friends for our Friday dinner...but I am kind of hung up on this sushi idea....

 

[Doozer61]

a gigantic Pinus.

I'm not really okay with this one

 

[bono_man2002]

Dikhil's football team was stiff not to win the Djibouti Cup this year.

 

[coolian2]

Yellow Fever vaccine (circa page 2 I discussed this disease, which makes you vomit black while turning literally yellow)

I preferred it when Yellow Fever was a joke towards someones sexual tastes

Or this

 

[coolian2]

Dikhil's football team was stiff not to win the Djibouti Cup this year.

I thought they got the rough end of the pineapple right in the Djibouti.

 

[Varitek]

The thread of failed marriage proposals in LS is pretty golden.

 

[bono_man2002]

I thought they got the rough end of the pineapple right in the Djibouti.

Hopefully next season they can improve and get off the bottom of the ladder, and not win the wodden-Djibouti.

 

[phillyfan26]

Bono makes me sometimes.

He's quite the character.

 

[Varitek]

Djibouti just keeps cleaning up in the Djibouti cup. They get all the funding, though.

 

[coolian2]

I hear Dikhil have the abilty to penetrate the Djibouti defence this season

 

[bono_man2002]

I hear Dikhil have the abilty to penetrate the Djibouti defence this season

Especially with their new recruit Peter File. He's going to be a quick fire forward.

 

[coolian2]

They've also obtained a new sponsor, NZ brand of soft drink, Bug Pinus.

 

[Varitek]

I don't know if the league can recover from the Djibouti padding scandal.

 

[coolian2]

Nor the Dikhil spaghetti tin incident.

 

[Varitek]

I didn't hear about that one - what happened?

 

[Varitek]

Dikhil just looked really limp on the field last season - come on, how hard is it to get up for the big game?

45d

 

[coolian2]

They used the tins to make their team seem bigger than it was.

 

[Varitek]

Djibouti got slammed by Dikhil in the season opener, though.

 

[the tourist]

Shit, i thought. I didn't expect there to be so many posts to catch up on this morning. At least i am well rested to do something today, although i don't know what. I shall now peruse Everything You Know Is Wrong to see if i can stay out of trouble in there, hopefully by continuing to care about the 8 year olds on Youtube and who Larry would be in the Village People.

Soliloquy out.

I know what you mean. When I woke up there were like 600 new posts!

 

[the tourist]

what about that dippin dots crap? that's been the "ice cream of the future" for 15 years now

I still say it hasn't caught on. They should give it up as a bad job.

 

[Varitek]

tourist, stop replying to posts that do not involve Dikhil and Djibouti.