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Old 02-27-2008, 05:14 AM   #751
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i was saving axver the trouble .

tats ok i like potatoes


whats planned for tonite?


andrew passed on the warm bath and massage how about you ?
I could go for a massage...you first though, I love making girls feel good...
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the Axver decided it was a good idea to bottle his urine. We’ve come to know it as Red Bull.


...or is it Powerjuice?
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Axver once had sex with a nun in New Zealand. He was in The United States at the time.
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The Axver can make any woman orgasm by pointing at her and whispering "Boo-Ya"
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by liamcool


I could go for a massage...you first though, I love making girls feel good...
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good start with the shoulders and neck ....
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the Axver is the only person in the world able to beat the game of solitare with 3 cards.
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I could go for a massage...you first though, I love making girls feel good...

good start with the shoulders and neck ....
Prefer to get to the toes last?
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The Axver's penis is only 2 inches. From the ground.
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the Axver decided it was a good idea to bottle his urine. We’ve come to know it as Red Bull.


...or is it Powerjuice?
Wouldn't that knowledge put NSW off it for good?
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