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Old 02-27-2008, 04:54 AM   #706
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Axver is the only man in history who has won a game of tennis against a brick wall.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep the Axver out. It failed misserably.
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Crop circles are the Axver's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
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the Axver does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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I even impressed myself with that one.
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One day the Axver walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless the Axver has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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You really do have lotsa good ones Mr Tourist
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the Axver once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. The Axver won by 5.
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Andrew, you're really cracking me up, thanks.
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