The Djibouti Chat Thread

[liamcool]

i was saving axver the trouble .

tats ok i like potatoes


whats planned for tonite?


andrew passed on the warm bath and massage how about you ?

I could go for a massage...you first though, I love making girls feel good...

 

[the tourist]

the Axver decided it was a good idea to bottle his urine. We’ve come to know it as Red Bull.


...or is it Powerjuice?

 

[the tourist]

Axver once had sex with a nun in New Zealand. He was in The United States at the time.

 

[bono_man2002]

good night all I wonder in which exotic location I'll find you all in tomorrow evening

Hopefully not in Dikhil

Bye Bye

 

[mysterious_jen]

good night all I wonder in which exotic location I'll find you all in tomorrow evening

byeeee

 

[bono_man2002]

Two can play at this game.

151 Countries, One Axver.

 

[the tourist]

The Axver can make any woman orgasm by pointing at her and whispering "Boo-Ya"

 

[mysterious_jen]

I could go for a massage...you first though, I love making girls feel good... [/QUOTE


good start with the shoulders and neck ....

 

[bono_man2002]

Only Axver Can Prevent Forest Fires.

 

[mysterious_jen]

The Axver can make any woman orgasm by pointing at her and whispering "Boo-Ya"

axver better call me soon then

 

[the tourist]

the Axver is the only person in the world able to beat the game of solitare with 3 cards.

 

[liamcool]

I could go for a massage...you first though, I love making girls feel good...

good start with the shoulders and neck ....

Prefer to get to the toes last?

 

[the tourist]

the Axver doesn't need to wipe.

 

[the tourist]

The Axver's penis is only 2 inches. From the ground.

 

[Axver]

the Axver decided it was a good idea to bottle his urine. We’ve come to know it as Red Bull.


...or is it Powerjuice?

Wouldn't that knowledge put NSW off it for good?

 

[the tourist]

When you play Monopoly with the Axver, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

 

[Axver]

axver better call me soon then

But wouldn't just pointing and whispering "boo-ya" be too quick for you?

 

[Axver]

When you play Monopoly with the Axver, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

This is stunningly accurate.

So is the other stuff, of course.

 

[the tourist]

the Axver kills a dozen white people a week just to prove he isn't rascist.

 

[liamcool]

But wouldn't just pointing and whispering "boo-ya" be too quick for you?

Yeah, man, you gotta build to those things.

 

[the tourist]

the Axver made his first million dollars drilling for oil. With his penis.

 

[bono_man2002]

When you play Monopoly with the Axver, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

This could be an interesting plot line to the Monopoly Movie.

specially if its directed by Micheal Bay

 

[mysterious_jen]

good start with the shoulders and neck ....

Prefer to get to the toes last? [/B][/QUOTE]

i think you will be well distracted long before then ..

 

[the tourist]

When women say it's "that time of the month," they just mean the Axver is coming over. The bleeding is normal.

 

[the tourist]

Sadly, I'm done for now because I really must sleep.

 

[mysterious_jen]

the Axver made his first million dollars drilling for oil. With his penis.

PENIS


gigantor muthafucker penis

 

[mysterious_jen]

When women say it's "that time of the month," they just mean the Axver is coming over. The bleeding is normal.

oh thats brilliant !!!!!!!!!!!

 

[liamcool]

Prefer to get to the toes last?

i think you will be well distracted long before then .. [/B][/QUOTE]

Didn't know you were that eager.

 

[mysterious_jen]

Sadly, I'm done for now because I really must sleep.

pleasant dreams

 

[the tourist]

oh thats brilliant !!!!!!!!!!!

That's the way I roll.