The Djibouti Chat Thread

[the tourist]

the Axver once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

 

[liamcool]

insert smartarse comment about liam here .

We spent so much time together, too!

 

[the tourist]

Andrew, you're really cracking me up, thanks.

Anything to help!

 

[the tourist]

There are no races, only countries of people the Axver has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

 

[Axver]

the Axver once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Sorry Jen.

 

[the tourist]

the Axver can touch MC Hammer.

 

[the tourist]

Achilles was supposedly the greatest warrior of all time, but he died because of his weak spot, the Achilles tendon. There is no "Axver" tendon.

 

[the tourist]

the Axver has a word for a person he puts into a coma; that word is "lucky".

 

[mysterious_jen]

We spent so much time together, too!

i was saving axver the trouble .

tats ok i like potatoes


whats planned for tonite?


andrew passed on the warm bath and massage how about you ?

 

[bono_man2002]

Anyone else watch Spicks And Specks tonight?

I guess you're all busy in here!

 

[the tourist]

the Axver has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

 

[mysterious_jen]

Sorry Jen.

 

[the tourist]

the Axver played Russian Roulette with an AK-47 and won.

 

[the tourist]

the Axver eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

 

[mysterious_jen]

the Axver eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

ROFLMFAO

 

[Axver]

Anyone else watch Spicks And Specks tonight?

I guess you're all busy in here!

Oh shit, I forgot. I was too busy laughing at Andrew's posts.

 

[the tourist]

In 1959 Stephen Hawking became the first and only person to outsmart the Axver. He learned his lesson.

 

[Axver]

the Axver has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

Totally over-rated planet too. Didn't taste anything like the chocolate bar. I was rather let down.

 

[the tourist]

Some people called the Vietnam War a tragedy. The Axver called it foreplay.

 

[bono_man2002]

Oh shit, I forgot. I was too busy laughing at Andrew's posts.

T'was a good one.

They all did the Rocky Horror Picture show at the end. Which was funny even though I haven't seen the film.

 

[the tourist]

the Axver can lick his elbow and rhyme with orange at the same time.

 

[mysterious_jen]

T'was a good one.

They all did the Rocky Horror Picture show at the end. Which was funny even though I haven't seen the film.

oh sweet lord you havent seen rocky horror????????







one fucked up and brilliant movie

 

[the tourist]

Santa Claus once put the Axver on the Naughty List. This is why there is no Santa.

 

[Axver]

T'was a good one.

They all did the Rocky Horror Picture show at the end. Which was funny even though I haven't seen the film.

Is it repeated on ABC? I know it's repeated on ABC 2, but that's no good for analogue Axver ...

 

[the tourist]

"Superman" is actually a fictionalized account of the Axver's life. Kryptonite is the fiction.

 

[Axver]

Santa Claus once put the Axver on the Naughty List. This is why there is no Santa.

Plus all that red. He got obnoxious. And in my way.

 

[the tourist]

The Axver can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

 

[the tourist]

God wanted 10 days to create the world. The Axver gave him 6.

 

[bono_man2002]

Is it repeated on ABC? I know it's repeated on ABC 2, but that's no good for analogue Axver ...

I think it might be repeated next Wednesday afternoon on ABC 1. ABC 2 shows it at 8:30 Tomorrow night.

Check the TV guides, I know they used to repeat it on Friday Arvo, but I think now its Wednesdays.

 

[TranceEnding]

good night all I wonder in which exotic location I'll find you all in tomorrow evening