The Djibouti Chat Thread

[Axver]

Well ... let's wait for Varitek and she can do it. Because it's about 3am here and I don't know why I am still up or why I just finished baking muffins at such a daft time.

I'm eating one now. This is ... weird. Nice. But weird. The consistency is like somewhere between a scone and a muffin, and it's decidedly blueberrytastic. Maybe this bizarro child of muffinkind can be a tram?

 

[redhotswami]

sounds like what we ate at the ga line in hawaii. we combined a muffin mix and a biscuit mix. and it had strawberries instead of blueberries.

 

[Axver]

I've no idea what I've done here or why I feel like it's a muffin with a scone consistency. I am confused. But it tastes good, so that's all that matters.

 

[Varitek]

you know what's good? baklavah. Just had some for lunch.

 

[Varitek]

There's a town in Massachusetts called Mashpea btw.

 

[Axver]

There's a town in Massachusetts called Mashpea btw.

How about this one? Te Urewera National Park in New Zealand translates as Burnt Penis National Park.

 

[Varitek]

Dikhil.

I am sad that Aussie Chat Thread got archived.

 

[Axver]

Dikhil.

I am sad that Aussie Chat Thread got archived.

We've moved onto a better-named country at least. And I doubt the others will have trouble finding us.

 

[redhotswami]

axver you have been summoned at the bar. you're famous.

 

[Varitek]

This chat thread has a distinctly different culture than the Bar.

 

[redhotswami]

that it does. i feel like i'm in two different worlds.

 

[redhotswami]

my friend's mom once called her to tell her she was in the middle of intercourse...pa.

 

[Varitek]

i am gonna have a nap and then do work. Somebody needs to make sure this thread does not stay as small as the country it is named after.

 

[redhotswami]

oh my god speaking of food, my colleague just gave me some paneer, claiming she doesn't like paneer. (she's crazy.) but hell yeah, free paneer!

i think i need to block interference from my home computer this week so i can get some hw done.

 

[Axver]

axver you have been summoned at the bar. you're famous.

But is this a good or a bad thing?

 

[Axver]

my friend's mom once called her to tell her she was in the middle of intercourse...pa.

I love all the "fucka" town names in New Zealand. "Wh" is pronounced akin to "f" in Maori. So ... Whakatane, Whakamoana, Whakapapa ...

Whakapapa seems especially appropriate as it means 'ancestry'.

 

[Axver]

i am gonna have a nap and then do work. Somebody needs to make sure this thread does not stay as small as the country it is named after.

No, you're going to have a nap, post on Interference, and make a vague attempt at thinking about doing work.

I'm sure that once tourist, Ian, et al. show up, this will considerably expand. Perhaps we may have to invade Ethiopia to gain more room. Especially as we've already mentioned penises, both burnt ones and hills of them. I imagine Andrew's already feeling compelled to come to the thread and postwhore it up.

 

[Varitek]

shhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Axver]

Right, so I'm out for the night. At nearly 4am. That's just ridiculous. But at least I got lots of cooking done.

 

[redhotswami]

it doesnt help if you two are out at the same time

 

[the tourist]

Hey now, Varitek, you didn't follow the rules. You were supposed to write that we'd already done Australia and now Djibouti.

 

[the tourist]

Holy shit that thread got dirty when I left.

 

[the tourist]

Right, so I'm out for the night. At nearly 4am. That's just ridiculous. But at least I got lots of cooking done.

You beat me. I was only up til 1:30. And I slept til 11!

 

[the tourist]

i am gonna have a nap and then do work. Somebody needs to make sure this thread does not stay as small as the country it is named after.

I got nearly 10 hours of sleep last night. I'm on my way to recovery!

 

[the tourist]

it doesnt help if you two are out at the same time

Now it's just me.

 

[the tourist]

But that's okay cuz I'm listening to Fine China. And they're brilliant.

 

[the tourist]

i am gonna have a nap and then do work. Somebody needs to make sure this thread does not stay as small as the country it is named after.

Don't worry. I'm here to do that, even if it's only me talking to myself.

 

[No spoken words]

Djibouti Chat

 

[the tourist]

Australia
Djibouti

I just got 45'd.

Fixed it for ya.

 

[the tourist]

Djibouti Chat

That's us. But we should just shorten it to "booty chat" after what went down last night.