Angela Harlem
Jesus Online
EXCERPTS FROM A DOGS DIARY:
Day 180
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 pm - OH BOY! DAD! MY FAVORITE!
Day 181
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 pm - OH BOY! DAD! MY FAVORITE!
EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY:
DAY 183
My captors continue to taunt me with
bizarre little dangling objects. They
dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am
forced to eat dry cereal. The only
thing that keeps me going is the hope of
escape, and the mild satisfaction
I get from ruining the occasional piece of
furniture. Tomorrow I may eat
another houseplant.
DAY 184
Today my attempt to kill my captors by
weaving around their feet while
they were walking almost succeeded, must
try this at the top of the
stairs. In an attempt to disgust and
repulse these vile oppressors, I once
again induced myself to vomit on their
favorite chair ... must try this on
their bed.
DAY 185
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the
headless body, in attempt to make
them aware of what I am capable of, and to
try to strike fear into their
hearts. They only cooed and condescended
about what a good little cat I
was ... Hmmm. Not working according to
plan.
DAY 186
I am finally aware of how sadistic they
are. For no good reason I was
chosen for the water torture. This time
however it included a burning
foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick
minds could invent such a
liquid. My only consolation is the piece of
thumb still stuck between my
teeth.
DAY 187
There was some sort of gathering of their
accomplices. I was placed in
solitary throughout the event. However, I
could hear the noise and smell
the foul odor of the glass tubes they call
"beer". More importantly I
overheard that my confinement was due to MY
power of "allergies." Must
learn what this is and how to use it to my
advantage.
DAY 188
I am convinced the other captives are
flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog
is routinely released and seems more than
happy to return. He is obviously
a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has
got to be an informant, and
speaks with them regularly. I am certain he
reports my every move. Due to
his current placement in the metal room,
his safety is assured.
But I can wait, it is only a matter of
time...
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I don't think you're ready for this jelly
Day 180
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 pm - OH BOY! DAD! MY FAVORITE!
Day 181
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 pm - OH BOY! DAD! MY FAVORITE!
EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY:
DAY 183
My captors continue to taunt me with
bizarre little dangling objects. They
dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am
forced to eat dry cereal. The only
thing that keeps me going is the hope of
escape, and the mild satisfaction
I get from ruining the occasional piece of
furniture. Tomorrow I may eat
another houseplant.
DAY 184
Today my attempt to kill my captors by
weaving around their feet while
they were walking almost succeeded, must
try this at the top of the
stairs. In an attempt to disgust and
repulse these vile oppressors, I once
again induced myself to vomit on their
favorite chair ... must try this on
their bed.
DAY 185
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the
headless body, in attempt to make
them aware of what I am capable of, and to
try to strike fear into their
hearts. They only cooed and condescended
about what a good little cat I
was ... Hmmm. Not working according to
plan.
DAY 186
I am finally aware of how sadistic they
are. For no good reason I was
chosen for the water torture. This time
however it included a burning
foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick
minds could invent such a
liquid. My only consolation is the piece of
thumb still stuck between my
teeth.
DAY 187
There was some sort of gathering of their
accomplices. I was placed in
solitary throughout the event. However, I
could hear the noise and smell
the foul odor of the glass tubes they call
"beer". More importantly I
overheard that my confinement was due to MY
power of "allergies." Must
learn what this is and how to use it to my
advantage.
DAY 188
I am convinced the other captives are
flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog
is routinely released and seems more than
happy to return. He is obviously
a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has
got to be an informant, and
speaks with them regularly. I am certain he
reports my every move. Due to
his current placement in the metal room,
his safety is assured.
But I can wait, it is only a matter of
time...
------------------
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
