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Old 11-28-2007, 05:45 PM   #16
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Ooooooh man, I hope the guys in here don't actually use these
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Old 11-28-2007, 06:14 PM   #17
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Ooooooh man, I hope the guys in here don't actually use these

Shhhhhhh ....

I'm hoping they DO! Here's to good times and great stories.
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Old 11-28-2007, 06:29 PM   #18
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I'm too impatient to wait for Christmas - is it OK if I unwrap your package now?

Wanna' see how I put the 'ho, ho, ho' in Holidays?

Mmm, mmm, mmm - I'd sure like to lick your candy cane!




These are deliciously hideous!
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Old 11-28-2007, 06:42 PM   #19
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If your left leg is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays

told this to my husband thinking he would laugh, he said OK

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Old 11-29-2007, 10:37 AM   #20
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Ooooooh man, I hope the guys in here don't actually use these
I was thinking about that yesterday too!




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told this to my husband thinking he would laugh, he said OK

my reply

mine just looked at me and didn't know what to say..... then he started laughing at me, said SURE! and asked where in the world I learned that!
I dont wanna say how I learned that.......
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Old 11-29-2007, 04:18 PM   #21
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"Hey, check out my mistletoe belt buckle!"
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Old 11-30-2007, 12:46 PM   #22
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"Hey, check out my mistletoe belt buckle!"
Awesome!
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Old 11-30-2007, 05:59 PM   #23
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"How about some Christmas 'Spirit'?"

I am 'Spirit.'
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Old 12-05-2007, 01:47 PM   #24
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I'm too impatient to wait for Christmas - is it OK if I unwrap your package now?

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i've totally hear d a version of this....you can unwrap my package anytime
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Old 12-05-2007, 02:25 PM   #25
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My "dreidel's" always playful. It lives for sit and spin.
A happy game of "dreidel", hop on and let's begin.

I'll bring the milk, if you bring Santa's nookies.

Kwanzaa pants are built for two.
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Old 12-05-2007, 04:15 PM   #26
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you wanna guide MY sleigh tonight?
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Old 12-05-2007, 04:23 PM   #27
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"Please? PLEASE! Come on, it's Christmas for Christs sake! Fine, go to your mothers! See what I care! I'll spend Christmas alone. AGAIN! Ugh. You make me sick."


Or I like to say in a really thick accent, "In my country, Christmas is the day of sex!" That rarely* works.













*Never.
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Old 12-05-2007, 04:58 PM   #28
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Will you accept my unwrapped package?

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Old 12-05-2007, 05:08 PM   #29
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I'm sure there are a couple of Santa "only coming once a year" or "coming down your chimney" jokes out there but I'm too much of a gentleman to mention them
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Heres a crap one


Santa's coming to fill your wife's stocking
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