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Old 02-25-2008, 10:03 PM   #376
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Alisaura and Jen haven't found us yet, have they? Or COBL_04 (I forget his real name).
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Terry: "Now...how's the cat?"
Basil: "How's the cat? We're about to take the life of a public health inspector and you want to know how's the cat? It's gone to London to see the Queen!"
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Basil: "Hooray! Hooray! The cat lives! The cat lives! Long live the cat!"

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Alisaura and Jen haven't found us yet, have they? Or COBL_04 (I forget his real name).
Ali and Jen would both be at work right now, and Danny (COBL_04) at school.
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"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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OMG GUYS! I finally got around to reading the NY times front section and there is an editorial called

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Liechtenstein's Friendly Bankers

History records that the Liechtenstein family began purchasing the lands that now make up the tiny European principality in 1699 to secure a seat on the council of the Holy Roman Empire. it was sefveral decades before any prince of LIechtenstein actually set foot in his fiefdom. That was the frst use of the Alpine hideaway as an address of convenience for powerful Europeans.
(It sure was an address of convenience for us!)

Today's ruler is Crown Prince Alois von und zu Liechtenstein (that is Alois from and to Liechtenstein so far as I can figure).

Their banks sell data to German intelligence agents...busted.

It is an uncooperative tax haven acording to the OECD. There are 35,000 residents, 3000 of whom were at the concert last night. They basically enjoy Europes highest standard of living. They enable fraud, money laundering, and tax evasion.
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I'm nearly up to that scene



Basil: [yelling at his car] "Start! Start, you vicious bastard! Oh my god! I'm warning you! If you don't start, I'll count to three. 1, 2, 3. Right! That's it, you disgrace to the roads! I've laid it on the line to you time and time again! I'm going to give you a damn good thrashing!" [Leaves for a few seconds to return with a rather pathetic branch and proceeds to repeatedly hit the the car]


I'm not even watching that episode and i'm laughing madly
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What show is that? I think I've seen it before.
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Today's ruler is Crown Prince Alois von und zu Liechtenstein (that is Alois from and to Liechtenstein so far as I can figure).

Their banks sell data to German intelligence agents...busted.

It is an uncooperative tax haven acording to the OECD. There are 35,000 residents, 3000 of whom were at the concert last night. They basically enjoy Europes highest standard of living. They enable fraud, money laundering, and tax evasion.
My favourite country.
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My favourite country.
So what're you doing online anyway? Shouldn't you be sweeping the museum floors or something?
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So what're you doing online anyway? Shouldn't you be sweeping the museum floors or something?
People here don't work. We siphon the money out of all the rich bastards bank accounts and pretend to work when they're here.
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Basil: [yelling at his car] "Start! Start, you vicious bastard! Oh my god! I'm warning you! If you don't start, I'll count to three. 1, 2, 3. Right! That's it, you disgrace to the roads! I've laid it on the line to you time and time again! I'm going to give you a damn good thrashing!" [Leaves for a few seconds to return with a rather pathetic branch and proceeds to repeatedly hit the the car]


I'm not even watching that episode and i'm laughing madly
I've said it before and I'll say it again: that is the Best. Scene. Ever. In anything. It is just so hysterical. My old video of that episode barely even plays, I've watched it so ridiculously much.

"Fawlty, what about the duck?" "Duck's off!"
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Ali and Jen would both be at work right now, and Danny (COBL_04) at school.
People work?
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People here don't work. We siphon the money out of all the rich bastards bank accounts and pretend to work when they're here.
Like in Office Space and/or Superman 3!
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What show is that? I think I've seen it before.
Fawlty Towers.

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Like in Office Space and/or Superman 3!
You're on to it
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OMG GUYS! I finally got around to reading the NY times front section and there is an editorial called



(It sure was an address of convenience for us!)

Today's ruler is Crown Prince Alois von und zu Liechtenstein (that is Alois from and to Liechtenstein so far as I can figure).

Their banks sell data to German intelligence agents...busted.

It is an uncooperative tax haven acording to the OECD. There are 35,000 residents, 3000 of whom were at the concert last night. They basically enjoy Europes highest standard of living. They enable fraud, money laundering, and tax evasion.


Liechtenstein for the motherfucking WIN.

I hope Crown Prince Alois Comingandgoing enjoyed the gig and that the whalers are making progress. Must be hard being double-landlocked.
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