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Old 05-18-2002, 03:33 AM   #1
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the annexation of scoundrels in the community

greetings,

before you "subjects, "people" if you will, voted me overwhelmingly as the "top male" "hottest man ever" "best dancer of all time" "best poster in interference history" and "interferencer of the ages", i had promised several things to strengthen the community of www.interference.com

the first order of business will be people with intolerable names, those fiendish creeps are like a slap in the face.

to crowd of enjoying readers:

i trust this issue will mean as much to you as it does to me.

fellows with "zoo" in their names:

i have seen you post several times, and each time my blood pressure reaches yet a higher height. the vessels in my forehead explode, blood gushes from eyes, and my ears have since peeled from a lovely tan color, to a dark grey.

to crowd, the people who love me:

i trust you all feel sympathy towards me, and shower me with love, for i will need it in my quest to conquer evil.

i have heard from several key witnesses, locals of the community if you will, that you have commited violent acts on the board, so violent, that i may under good conscience not post one of their treacherous deeds for fear of being banned. however, i trust you will all take my word for it, and trust that what awful schemes the "zoo's" have engaged in, you will back me in the fight of our lives.

if it hasnt become clear to you, let me make it so. the other "zoo's" musnt necessarily be banned at this point and time, but rather be forced to change their name. there can only be one "zoo..." and that is i.

logistics would suggest that i remain, with my lovely numerics (96) behind. my tito santana good looks, dean martin pazzaz and renaldo fame only further my appeal in contrast to THEM.*

*them: pronounced in a demeaning way.

i trust you all will agree with me.

WHAT CAN YOU DO

rather, what you MUST do, is flood this thread with replies and acknowledge the pain ive been dealing with for nearly two years. let everyone know how much i mean to all of you.

show the world how much i mean to all of you! voice your support for me, and demand that they change their names to show the respect that only i at interference, so rightfully deserve.

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Old 05-18-2002, 03:36 AM   #2
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Old 05-18-2002, 03:38 AM   #3
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excellent. one joyous partner, and it only took 1 minute!

see and learn people.

this is a sign of great things to come! jump on board, and see what can be done!
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i wasn't a "fellow" last time i looked but i suggest you take a hike, buster.
i am the original zooropamanda.
ban me, you will?
just try bearbreath.

p.s. btw, zoomerang refers to australians, so you should not be allowed to have that handle anyhow. you will tarnish our beautiful name.

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Old 05-18-2002, 05:06 AM   #7
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bearbreath, I don't understand this thread.

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scoundrels?




So you'd rather kiss a wookie? I think we have one in this thread...

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So you'd rather kiss a wookie? I think we have one in this thread...

*coughsdeathwookiecoughs
you half-witted, scruffy looking nerf herder

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But that doesn't really compliment the type of whore we are dealing with here
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But that doesn't really compliment the type of whore we are dealing with here
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My thoughts exactly.

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