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Old 01-10-2008, 01:26 PM   #1
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The 15 Most Cringe-Worthy James Bond Puns

http://www.cracked.com/article_15785...bond-puns.html

Even though it´s dead last on the list, the Christmas pun was the only one that still makes me laugh.
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Old 01-10-2008, 01:41 PM   #2
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Too much information, especially coming from a Sean Connery who, no matter what women thought of him in the '60s, probably looked like a cross between a leprechaun and Chewbacca when naked.

Bond is getting a fencing lesson from Madonna, who looks like an S&M grandma with a poodle haircut.

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Old 01-10-2008, 01:50 PM   #3
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#8 was the best.

Oh, and "Dr. Holly Goodhead"
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Old 01-10-2008, 04:43 PM   #4
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Not a good article. You seem to believe that English and American are the same language. Blow a fuse, Head for heights and getting the boot are all well used English slang phrases and heve been for well decades. The fact that America only used them for a few years in the 1940s, does not make these phrases stupid or wrong. Remember, Bond is British. Some more research on the prases would have been nice. Secondly the article is pretty pointless. British films have always been full of puns and innuendo (Even Shakespeare is full of them) such as the Carry On's. Ok, they're not that funny and all of them are groan inducing. but so what, it means they are quintessentially British. Bond went off the rails when Pierce Brosnan came onboard and the films became very American - puns that made no sense (such as Christmas Jones) explosions, invisible cars, cgi para water skiing (The worst sequence of film in the history of cinema). Fortunately, whatever you think of Craig as an actor the films are back to being uniquely British and all the better for it.

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I thought a few were still quite funny. Does that mean I'm a closet POMmie?
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Yes, Mart. You're getting very pommified.
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That was fun

Though I was expecting something a little better (or worse in thise case) than what was at #1.
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Those were deadset appalling
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