thanks to kanye's workout plan, i'm the envy of all my friends

[Zoomerang96]

uh

uh7/4SEVEN QUARTERS

UHHH
yeyeyheyeheheyeye

move your ass, no dessert

eat your salad, no dessert
get that man you deserve

move your ass
go berserk

hang tight

this is a dance thread
this thread is where you cyber

you know

like sexily

not for real though
but dance for me

oh so sexily

yes!

all da moca latte's
ya gotta do pilatte's of the caribbean

we all need to WORK IT OUT.

and relax.

FREEZE!

now everyone let's weigh the pro's and cons:

pro's: if you work here, you get to work for the third 7/4 biggest in-flight magazine in north america.

con's: i'll kick you in the stomach repeatedly until there's foam on my

wait

WAIT!!!!!!!!
7/4
THAT WAS NOT THE DEAL, KIERAN!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS NOT THE DEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!17/4

WHY ARE YOU LIEING TO ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WHY ARE YOU LIEING?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

why are you lieing to me kieran.
7/4
why are yo ulieing to me.

BALLS MCCONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i can smell your breath on my papers.
NO EXCLAMATION MARKSEVENQUARTERS

ZORG
SHMORGASBORG

FORD

APEMAN COMETH RAIN DOWN RAIN DOWN RAIDN DOWN ON ME

7/4
this isn't a test.

that's right put in work

eat your salad

no dessert.
7/4
get that man you deserve. really, i appreciate you rtime

i want none of it!!!!!!!!! i want absolutely none of it, SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SEVEN QUARTERS
why doesn't any of this make sense?!?!?!?!??!?! how else am i supposed to write it?!?!!??!? HOW ELSE?!?!?!?!??!??! WHAT?!?!?!??!?!?!

 

[zonelistener]

7/4

balls McCone (again)?

Slap my ass with an in-flight magazine!


Pass the air sickness bag, please.

 

[lmjhitman]

holy shit.

that was quite the mash-up, bear.

 

[zonelistener]

he is like a DJ.

I say we hang him!

 

[beegee]

oh man

 

[Zoomerang96]

would you like fries with that?

NO YELLING ON THE BUS!!!!!!!!!!

i'm afraid i have terrible news for you...your son's a witch!

"no...no!! that can't be! there's no way you can prove that. there's no way you can - "

oh yes there is!!!!!! YES THERE IS!!!!!1

dr. steven poop, get in here!!!!!!! and yes, YEEEEEEEEEEesss...laugh all you want at his last name, but he could very well be the man who could save your son's life!!!!

good evening everybody, i'm dr. steven poop.

howdy.

look.

i don't know how to tell you this but...

i lost your son.

the day after i took him out, i brought him with to the bodeen's concert. then we went for drinks, but when i got home i realized he wasn't with me anymore.

the next day i checked the bar's lost and found, and sure enough, he was there.

...theeeeeen i 7ust FLAT AUOUT lost em.

my apologies folks. my fault.

colour me bad on this one, ladies and gentlemen.

 

[Zoomerang96]

hey

knock knock

"who's there?"

"alex"

"alex who??"

"a lex ta DAAAAAAANCE!!!! wowowowowaaaaaaaaah woah aaawaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!"

 

[Alan Jamison]

colour me bad as well.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

would you like fries with that?

NO YELLING ON THE BUS!!!!!!!!!!

i'm afraid i have terrible news for you...your son's a witch!

"no...no!! that can't be! there's no way you can prove that. there's no way you can - "

oh yes there is!!!!!! YES THERE IS!!!!!1

dr. steven poop, get in here!!!!!!! and yes, YEEEEEEEEEEesss...laugh all you want at his last name, but he could very well be the man who could save your son's life!!!!

good evening everybody, i'm dr. steven poop.

howdy.

look.

i don't know how to tell you this but...

i lost your son.

the day after i took him out, i brought him with to the bodeen's concert. then we went for drinks, but when i got home i realized he wasn't with me anymore.

the next day i checked the bar's lost and found, and sure enough, he was there.

...theeeeeen i 7ust FLAT AUOUT lost em.

my apologies folks. my fault.

colour me bad on this one, ladies and gentlemen.

that was a random quote.

 

[Zoomerang96]

kanye?

more like KANTYE turn down the noise in der, fellas?!?!?!

KANT YE TURN DOWN THE NOISE, DEATHBEAR?!?! KANT...YE????

 

[lmjhitman]

kanye?

more like KANTYE turn down the noise in der, fellas?!?!?!

KANT YE TURN DOWN THE NOISE, DEATHBEAR?!?! KANT...YE????

you are NOT cujo.

 

[Zoomerang96]

colour me bad as well.

i'm actually gonna give you the beating of a lifetime, 7amison. gimmeree.

gimmere 7amison!!!!!!! GAIMMERERE!!!!!!!

*THROWS BOOZE BOTTLE AT 7AMISON'S FACE

FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FACE FACE GAGEEZA!!!! FACE FACE GAGEEZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FACE!

FACE!

MAGEEZA!!!!

THIS SHIT IS GAGEEZNAS!

GEE AA GEE EE EE ZED EN AA ESS!!!!

 

[Zoomerang96]

you are NOT cujo.

kantye tell i'm not the same without HYMN?

haha

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

the only people envious of bear are lepers......maybe.


Bear, are you back on the pills again ?

 

[Alan Jamison]

i'm actually gonna give you the beating of a lifetime, 7amison. gimmeree.

 

[Zoomerang96]

the only people envious of bear are lepers......maybe.


Bear, are you back on the pills again ?

in your dreams, iluvlarrymullen7r!!!!!!! in your DREAMS!!!!!!!!!

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

why must you always disappoint me so ? WHYYYYY WHYYYY!!!!!???

 

[Zoomerang96]

haha!

i KNEW you did that when you posted then before!

haha!!! i knew then you were going to that!

haha!

 

[lmjhitman]

kantye tell i'm not the same without HYMN?

haha

YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IT ALOOOOOOOONNNNNE

SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T M

 

[Zoomerang96]

why must you always disappoint me so ? WHYYYYY WHYYYY!!!!!???

i'm am i'am not the one dating avril lavigniewiener pants!

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T M

AKE IT TO THE BATHROOM???

 

[Zoomerang96]

YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IT ALOOOOOOOONNNNNE

SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T M

thanks for catching yourself.

really. that was close.

 

[lmjhitman]

thanks for catching yourself.

really. that was close.

i know.

phew, for a minute there...

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

i really think that would make for a better song. they could use it in depends ads and everything.

 

[Alan Jamison]

haha!

i KNEW you did that when you posted then before!

haha!!! i knew then you were going to that!

haha!

You may or may not have caught me.

 

[Zoomerang96]

...

20 like hours later thinking back on what 7amison 7ust said...

...

 

[Calluna]

Alan Jamison, you are so predictable.

 

[Zoomerang96]

that's not what you said last night, calluna!

 

[Calluna]

 

[zonelistener]

THat "lost your son" - what is that from?