Texas, Queensland Superthread

[bono_212]

Be glad it's not the scene where he jerks off on the back of her shirt.

Chass, thanks to Crash I have seen that man do EVERYTHING.

 

[Cin]

Be glad it's not the scene where he jerks off on the back of her shirt.

whaaa

 

[major_panic]

Should I be backing away slowly then running here?

 

[coolian2]

Should I be backing away slowly then running here?

Ah, yes.

 

[major_panic]

Ah, yes.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

whaaa

He likes having S&M relationships with his secretary, and he finally found a secretary that will let him/enjoys it.

Basically, he told her to bend over his desk (like in the clip I posted), but also told her to lift up her skirt and pull down her panties. He said "Don't worry, I'm not going to fuck you." and proceeded to stand directly behind her and jerk off. Immediately afterward, she went to the ladies room, checked out the wet spot on her shirt, then went into a stall to masturbate.

Great movie.

 

[bono_212]

"The fact my character got to have sex with everyone in the film was a plus - a deciding factor when it came to doing the film.

How many different ways can I tell you to NEVER see Crash...unless you REALLY like James Spader

 

[coolian2]

He likes having S&M relationships with his secretary, and he finally found a secretary that will let him/enjoys it.

Basically, he told her to bend over his desk (like in the clip I posted), but also told her to lift up her skirt and pull down her panties. He said "Don't worry, I'm not going to fuck you." and proceeded to stand directly behind her and jerk off. Immediately afterward, she went to the ladies room, checked out the wet spot on her shirt, then went into a stall to masturbate.

Great movie.

How 'bout that.

 

[bono_212]

How 'bout that.

I'm tellin' ya, Alan Shore ftw

 

[Cin]

I'm tellin' ya, Alan Shore ftw

or at least a shirt

 

[coolian2]

I'm tellin' ya, Alan Shore ftw

I think I'll wait for the end of Boston Legal before I see any of his films..

 

[Cin]

there's big fat cat sitting outside my window wiggling it's tail and laughing at my 2 inside cats.

 

[bono_212]

I think I'll wait for the end of Boston Legal before I see any of his films..

Might be a good idea. I honestly can't think of a single movie I've seen him in that he doens't have sex.

 

[bono_212]

or at least a shirt

Huh?

 

[bono_212]

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[Cin]

Huh?

I always read ftw as f#*k the world and it never occurs to me that it actually means something else until I confuse everyone else

 

[Axver]

Well, I see this thread got interesting while I was on the phone.

Hey U-Wen, by the way. Odds are I won't be at uni again tomorrow ...

 

[Axver]

Axver, google ads are on to you

Oh shit! I take two doses of painkillers and I'm already an addict.

I always read ftw as f#*k the world and it never occurs to me that it actually means something else until I confuse everyone else

See, I read FTW as Fuck The What.

 

[Cin]

^ fuck the what, pffft



alright, I have to go. The outside cat is yowling, I feel bad for it so I'm going to shoo it away.

 

[Axver]

Have a good one, cin.

 

[coolian2]

Later cin

 

[Axver]

There is no way some of these gymnasts are 16 or older.

 

[bono_212]

I need to go to bed, night all

 

[coolian2]

Night Ashley

 

[major_panic]

Well, I see this thread got interesting while I was on the phone.

Hey U-Wen, by the way. Odds are I won't be at uni again tomorrow ...

Still sick, huh? I probably won't be at uni either, can't be bothered going in for the concert.

 

[bono_212]

I finally found it!!!

This is great fun, people should watch it

MEGAVIDEO - I'm watchin' it

 

[coolian2]

Gad, most of the athletics finals tonight don't start until after midnight. I'm not going to be good value in class tomorrow.

 

[Axver]

See you, Ashley!

Still sick, huh? I probably won't be at uni either, can't be bothered going in for the concert.

I was getting better ... then I came down with a nasty ear infection last night. So I'm on some serious painkiller right now. Fun, fun.

 

[The Sad Punk]

I just signed up on a gay Australian forum so I can play a joke on my friend.

 

[major_panic]

I just signed up on a gay Australian forum so I can play a joke on my friend.

One of the best things I've seen done was a guy signing up his friend to a Russian mail-order bride site as they were sitting across from each other at uni. Classic! The guy even went "Hey, what're you doing?" to which he got the reply "Nothing now".