Texas, Queensland Superthread

[The Sad Punk]

i just did something very, very bad.

?

 

[bono_212]

i just did something very, very bad.

*erases Khan's current purity score* Oh really?

 

[coolian2]

You ranted?!

Eeeh, a bit.

 

[coolian2]

Are we a medal chance?

I don't think so. It's just on. There's someone wearing black, but that could mean anything.

 

[coolian2]

i just did something very, very bad.

orly?

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

i've got to be at the hospital in two hours for my next surgery. the protocol for this kinda crap is no food or drink after midnight. but i'm dying of thirst so i had something to drink anyway.

 

[Axver]

i just did something very, very bad.

You banned me?

 

[coolian2]

i've got to be at the hospital in two hours for my next surgery. the protocol for this kinda crap is no food or drink after midnight. but i'm dying of thirst so i had something to drink anyway.

Is that all?

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

i've got to be at the hospital in two hours for my next surgery. the protocol for this kinda crap is no food or drink after midnight. but i'm dying of thirst so i had something to drink anyway.

I'm sure you're not the first. Just be sure to pee before your surgery, and don't tell them you drank anything!

 

[coolian2]

Oh, we've got two riders hurt after a crash.

 

[bono_212]

i've got to be at the hospital in two hours for my next surgery. the protocol for this kinda crap is no food or drink after midnight. but i'm dying of thirst so i had something to drink anyway.

*Writes it back down in permanent marker* LAME

 

[Axver]

I don't think so. It's just on. There's someone wearing black, but that could mean anything.

Ah, OK. I know we're racing off against Australia for the men's teams pursuit bronze later. At least I'll get to see it.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Is that all?

singing this song makes me angry

 

[Axver]

i've got to be at the hospital in two hours for my next surgery. the protocol for this kinda crap is no food or drink after midnight. but i'm dying of thirst so i had something to drink anyway.

You know, I can understand those kinds of instructions when they're operating on your liver or pancreas or whatever, but when it's your feet? What the fuck do food and drink have to do with them!

 

[Axver]

singing this song makes me angry

I'm not angry with you.

 

[The Sad Punk]

I'm sure you'll be swell, Khan!

Ah, OK. I know we're racing off against Australia for the men's teams pursuit bronze later. At least I'll get to see it.

I thought that said booze pursuit, goddammit. Someone go over to Beijing and change it.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

I'm sure you'll be swell, Khan!

Heh, I missed out the word 'be' when I read this, and thought 'That's a horrible thing to say to someone before surgery!'

 

[coolian2]

I daresay if a lot of these Olympic sports were televised outside the Olympics I'd probably watch them.

 

[Axver]

I thought that said booze pursuit, goddammit. Someone go over to Beijing and change it.

"And now the Kiwi team, led by Axver, is pursuing the elusive tawny port ..."

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

You know, I can understand those kinds of instructions when they're operating on your liver or pancreas or whatever, but when it's your feet? What the fuck do food and drink have to do with them!

i know! i guess it's all the same when you have to knock someone out, but come on! oh well, i'm drinking this whole thing and i don't care.

 

[coolian2]

Heh, I missed out the word 'be' when I read this, and thought 'That's a horrible thing to say to someone before surgery!'

 

[The Sad Punk]

Heh, I missed out the word 'be' when I read this, and thought 'That's a horrible thing to say to someone before surgery!'

That's... actually hilarious.

 

[bono_212]

Heh, I missed out the word 'be' when I read this, and thought 'That's a horrible thing to say to someone before surgery!'

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Heh, I missed out the word 'be' when I read this, and thought 'That's a horrible thing to say to someone before surgery!'

bonnie's so mean, she wants me to swell!

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

I'm not angry with you.

is that all? (sorry)

 

[The Sad Punk]

"And now the Kiwi team, led by Axver, is pursuing the elusive tawny port ..."

"... and, in case you've just tuned in, New Zealander Axver has broken the "pompous bastard' world record with a score of 9.6."

 

[Axver]

Helen Clark was just shown on the news here, and wow, she's looking old now.

 

[Axver]

is that all? (sorry)

Singing this song makes me happy!

 

[coolian2]

"... and, in case you've just tuned in, New Zealander Axver has broken the "pompous bastard' world record with a score of 9.6."

"....and now he's headed straight for the dodgy cheese. Oh dear, this is tragic!"

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

I thought that said booze pursuit, goddammit. Someone go over to Beijing and change it.

I would be captain and most valuable member of the American booze pursuit team.