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Old 06-09-2002, 02:05 AM   #1
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Ten reasons to go to work naked

i didnt write this so dont get mad, and please dont turn it into another porn thread or screamer will string me up with her green font and leave me to die!!!

10 reasons to go to turn up to work naked

10. No one ever steals your chair.

9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

6. You want to see if it's like the dream.

5. To stop those creepy programmer guys from looking down your blouse.

4. "I'd love to chip in... but I left my wallet in my pants."

3. Inventive way to finally meet that 'special' person in Human Resources.

2. Can take advantage of your computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

And...drum roll...the Number One reason to go to work naked:

Your boss will never say, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" ever again.
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Old 06-09-2002, 02:10 AM   #2
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Not only do I salute you, but I am gonna fill out an application for employment for wherever the fuck it is tha tyou work

*wants to see naked

*rates thsi high 5*****
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*considers*

that's gotta break dress code...hmm...i work at target, right. so if i get sunburned on top, then technically i am wearing "red and khaki"...

*runs to tanning parlor*
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you went to work naked, zooropa_amanda?
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well it might scare the children
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_ edge you're silly
Im taking away your Z and giving it to the muscle of love
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_ edge you're silly
Im taking away your Z and giving it to the muscle of love
*takes it amd gives it back

btw (*is scandalized), did you know I've had womens undergarments________ on my_____
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*takes it amd gives it back

btw (*is scandalized), did you know I've had womens undergarments________ on my_____


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maybe you would make a good teacher
that form of assessment is called a Cloze Passage

were the undergarments resting?
having a nap?
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maybe you would make a good teacher
that form of assessment is called a Cloze Passage

were the undergarments resting?
having a nap?
I guess hanging on the BIGGEST hanger they could find

*teacher

*I've been good-cause I know that you want me to
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For money is always good also. What would you do? *snicker*
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Edgeboy, i asked were not WHERE

i dont believe you could be good if you tried.
detention in my room all of lunch.
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