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Sometimes, instead of haikus, I'll write really bad rap tunes about people:

His name's Beav
He'll get down on his knees
Oral sex tests results
is what he'll achieve

He likes sheetrock
He's logical like Mr. Spock
If you're a fool
you're gonna get mocked

He's got a friend
to go out drinking they do tend
when this guy hangs out with Beav
the armpit sweat never ends

He likes blue crack
He thinks other mc's rhymes are whack
When he gets hurt or misses work
He uses AFLAC (sorry, lame, but it made me laugh)

This rhyme's over
So I need a closer
But my mind is blank
Crap....I wish I was HOVA

I sometimes wonder about myself.
 
I am an Islander's fan, yes. I can't stand DiPietro. He sucks, though lately, he's been better, I'll give him that. No one on his team wants to score, so I can't blame him for the 6 or 7 consecutive losses. I do not chant DP, no....maybe if I'm watching porn, but not while watching hockey.

Dude - you want to see bad rap, check out my journal.

Why did you chose tonight to renounce hockey? You're in Detroit? They just retied Yzerman's jersey!
 
No spoken words said:
Sometimes, instead of haikus, I'll write really bad rap tunes about people:

His name's Beav
He'll get down on his knees
Oral sex tests results
is what he'll achieve

He likes sheetrock
He's logical like Mr. Spock
If you're a fool
you're gonna get mocked

He's got a friend
to go out drinking they do tend
when this guy hangs out with Beav
the armpit sweat never ends

He likes blue crack
He thinks other mc's rhymes are whack
When he gets hurt or misses work
He uses AFLAC (sorry, lame, but it made me laugh)

This rhyme's over
So I need a closer
But my mind is blank
Crap....I wish I was HOVA

I sometimes wonder about myself.
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All white dudes rhyme like the Beasttie Boys. We can't help it.
 
UberBeaver said:
I am an Islander's fan, yes. I can't stand DiPietro. He sucks, though lately, he's been better, I'll give him that. No one on his team wants to score, so I can't blame him for the 6 or 7 consecutive losses. I do not chant DP, no....maybe if I'm watching porn, but not while watching hockey.

Dude - you want to see bad rap, check out my journal.

Why did you chose tonight to renounce hockey? You're in Detroit? They just retied Yzerman's jersey!
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I love how fucking insane Wang the Isles owner is. This off season was priceless. Moving on from sports before I get chastised. Again. :)

I have been writing bad rap songs for over 20 years now. Bad Haiku, bad rap songs, you name it I'm willing to pen it. :) I'll check your journal out one day, am sure it will be amusing...I did read that one entry about your day and that was priceless.

My journal is depressing...avoid avoid avoid.
 
UberBeaver said:
I am an Islander's fan, yes. I can't stand DiPietro. He sucks, though lately, he's been better, I'll give him that. No one on his team wants to score, so I can't blame him for the 6 or 7 consecutive losses. I do not chant DP, no....maybe if I'm watching porn, but not while watching hockey.

Dude - you want to see bad rap, check out my journal.

Why did you chose tonight to renounce hockey? You're in Detroit? They just retied Yzerman's jersey!
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White boys who rap. :drool:


Wait a second. :eyebrow:

It was a split, but amicable. I still have mad love for Stevie Y. :love: And I'll always be interested in news of my favorite players, but as for games and stats, etc, eh.

I used to be a real hockey :nerd: back in high school.
 
LarryMullen's_POPAngel said:



White boys who rap. :drool:


Wait a second. :eyebrow:

It was a split, but amicable. I still have mad love for Stevie Y. :love: And I'll always be interested in news of my favorite players, but as for games and stats, etc, eh.

I used to be a real hockey :nerd: back in high school.
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VG has a guy for you, yo.

I really only follow the Islanders. And I know some of the Rangers and the Devils cause they play the Islanders every 4 days. But aside from that, I don't know much. Like, I know Buffalo and Anaheim are real good, but my knowledge ends there.

Yzerman = Legend. I liked that guy.
 
There is no sport with a more startling difference between the TV experience and the in arena experience. In person, it's just amazing to watch. On TV, even HD, it translates poorly, sadly. Playoff hockey is crazy time, really intense stuff, I love it.

Stevie Y was a class act and the epitome of what a Captain should be. Detroit was lucky to have him for so long.
 
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I love how fucking insane Wang the Isles owner is. This off season was priceless.
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Wang is insane, but at least he's not a moron like Milbury. Ugh. STFU, man. If this were like 1984, he'd trade Gretzky for Chico Resche and, like, me. "Uh, he can't ive skate." "Great, we'll mold him. Sign him for 12 years, 80 million." "He's 10." "25 years, 100 million."

Oh, and I have partial season tix for them. I'll end up going to about 15 games or so.
 
UberBeaver said:


Wang is insane, but at least he's not a moron like Milbury. Ugh. STFU, man. If this were like 1984, he'd trade Gretzky for Chico Resche and, like, me. "Uh, he can't ive skate." "Great, we'll mold him. Sign him for 12 years, 80 million." "He's 10." "25 years, 100 million."
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Well, Wang is the guy who let Milbury keep his job for so long. And, check out Di Pietro's contract for crazy. It's, I think, a 15 fucking year contract for crazy $$$. Oh, and the Isles new GM was the backup goalie last season. Fucking asylum, but, they're my team.
 
It's nice to know we had a Captain who was so well-admired through the entire league. :up:

The only white boys who rap that I like are the Beastie Boys, yo. :lmao:

Hey again Thora.

I may be MIA (not my cat) for a while - drinking water (being the good little detox angel I am) and Sex & The City is on. :shifty:

I can't believe I missed an opportunity to say Wang.

Reg would sooo spank me for this. :tsk:
 
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I'm out, too. Beav, try to soldier on without me.

Night, LMPA, Beav, Thora and whoever the frig else is here....I'll be back later, likely, see if anyone is still around.

Bye!
 
No spoken words said:
There is no sport with a more startling difference between the TV experience and the in arena experience. In person, it's just amazing to watch. On TV, even HD, it translates poorly, sadly.
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I have to agree with you 100% on that. I can't watch hockey on TV. Just not right. But live, it's :drool: Got to see the Kings once this season with a friend's season seats. All was going well until 10 seconds into OT when they lost :angry:

This thread delivers, as always. You are quite an entertaining bunch. 5 stars!

I didn't see any Coach at Target last night :grumpy:
I did just come from Aaron Brothers and purchasing picture frames (buy 1 get the second for 1cent)!
 
UberBeaver said:
Yep. But tonight I'll probably be sitting here til 1am, being as how I have to get up @ 6 tomorrow and all. Why do things that make sense?
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:yes:

Ok, guys and gals, I've decided I'm going to do the poor girl's version of South Beach (ie, no tuna steaks or any of that other expensive fancy shit for moi, I need that money for BOOZE :drool: ). I've had the book sitting in my kitchen for almost a year and it's barely been touched. And with St. Pat's and my birthday coming soon after, I'm determined. Just walked two miles this morning.

Hey Dooz and Beav, how are you both this fine Sunday morning?


It did close pretty early last night. Guess we're not so partyrific after all. :slant:
 
:wave:

Oh, no... So all that Sexilicious ESP of yours is basically rendered useless if you're not around a computer, eh?

Think I might hunker down (really, who uses that term anymore?) and read for a while. Haven't really done that all week, save for the U2 book.

I didn't see Coach bags at Target. I was :sad:.
 
Go read, LMPA. That's like the one constant in my life outside of breathing and complaining...must read daily, even if it's just a few pages before I go to sleep.

NSW=DORK

Books. :love:

Reggie, maybe in the not too distant future, when we all have surgically implanted microchips in our heads and California is renamed "RoboCal-33", you'll be able to respond to this thread wherever you are....because time and distance and computer access should not stand in the way of sexing it up. Oh. Patriots just scored and then I heard the PA system play a snippet of Elevation...wonder if they do that for every TD there.

Here is the first ever poem I ever wrote, around age 7 or 8:

Silence is the word
Silence can't be heard
When silence goes around
No one can hear a sound
 
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No spoken words said:
Reggie, maybe in the not too distant future, when we all have surgically implanted microchips in our heads and California is renamed "RoboCal-33", you'll be able to respond to this thread wherever you are....because time and distance and computer access should not stand in the way of sexing it up.
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Agreed!! :yes: If the mood is in need of some sexin'...well Ol' Reggie would never say 'no' to a good ol' sexin'. Sexytime = humpty hump!! :up:

A man can dream, can't he? :hmm:

No spoken words said:
Here is the first ever poem I ever wrote, around age 27 or 28:

Silence is the word
Silence can't be heard
When silence goes around
No one can hear a sound
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You left the '1' in front of the '2' in front of the 7 and the 8. I fixed it for you...


:lol:

Where's VP, Bri, April, snow, GG, Lila, Thora, RB or kat? :eyebrow: It's SEXYTIME!!!! :drool:
 
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