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Old 03-26-2008, 12:37 AM   #436
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It's just not the same if it's crawled back up into itself, turning the dude into an impromptu girl.
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Old 03-26-2008, 12:43 AM   #437
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God, can you imagine.

A guy is psyching himself up to streak at a hockey game. He's sweating a little. Finally he works up the nerve to do it. Quickly throwing off his nice warm clothes, he clambers over the glass barrier, losing his grip at the top and falling forward onto the ice. He faceplants on the ice, but not only that, he lands flat on his junk. The embarrassment is almost worse than the pain. But no, it's not over yet. His balls have frozen to the ice. Grimacing in pain, and growing more shamed by the minute, he wrenches himself free and manages to get to his feet, but slips immediately, this time landing on his back and cracking his skull against the ice, giving himself a bad concussion on top of everything else.

Yup. I think everyone that's even remotely considered streaking at a hockey game saw the entire scenario in his head, and immediately decided not to do it.


EDIT: I forgot to even mention shrinkage!
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You couldn't call that sort of shrinkage a 'highlight' now could you??!!
Not for him anyway

I'm sure the news reporters would come up with a .. 'it was so tiny we didn't even have to pixelate it'
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You know, is is weird that I think streakers look especially weird because they've always got their shoes on? Naked men in shoes just look so hilarious
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Not for him anyway

I'm sure the news reporters would come up with a .. it was so tiny we didn't even have to pixelate it
"JOHN! Where's that zoom lens!!!"
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You know, is is weird that I think streakers look especially weird because they've always got their shoes on? Naked men in shoes just look so hilarious
My man once did a naked streak across a local bridge.....his defence at being caught out....."I wasn't naked! I was wearing jandals on my feet!!"

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I think wearing shoes is what exhibitionists call 'dressing up'
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I think wearing shoes is what exhibitionists call 'dressing up'


Mr Gluey was wearing jandals and on crutches as he had just tried to cut two toes off with his skilsaw (accidentally of course!)....I think that should be considered going all out don't you!!
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Fun as all this is, I have a bit of a headache, so I think I'm gonna go ahead and head to bed.

Hopefully I won't dream about streakers at hockey games

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now what you really need for that pic is the underarm bowling incident
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Lol, the player is like

"Get im off me. Get im off! Gah"

Gluey, I think your husband deserves a medal for that.

Gnight DOL. Maybe you'll dream about streaking blocks of cheese
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RESUS NEEDED FOR THIS THREAD!! STAT!!!!
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That dude had very dirty feet. Maybe that's why most of them wear shoes?
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